definative bird question of all time

[clark_conure]

So.....

Have you every blamed your poor bird for something you did? Knocked something over, caused a spill, broke a toy....

No one will ever know! but us..... call it blaming the fart on the dog.


There has to be some epic stories out there!!!!!! Now is your time to share, almost anonymously. I understand if you don't want to admit it.

 

[clark_conure]

I'll start. I once was late and told my boss my bird was chewing on my cell and got the battery out....so the alrm didn't go off....I don't know if he believed it, but he he dismissed it anyways....

 

[clark_conure]

I'm sure with married couples the stories will be epic

 

[clark_conure]

oh another time a friend came over that didn't know I had a bird, i opened the garage door and he saw clark and was like wtf? and I realized his confusion so I looked to my shoulder and was like OMG get it off get it off! that was fun but you had to be there.

 

[Kiwibird]

Not much you can blame on Kiwi that he isn't actually guilty of:16:. I do use him as an excuse to be antisocial and leave early/not stick around too long at any form of social gathering.

 

[Katu]

Pretty sure I'll be the one apologizing to the bird. I apologize to the dogs already. I even apologize to inanimate objects sometimes. Like if I sneeze, burp, or bump into things.

 

[SilverSage]

lol I'll have to think about this one!


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[LeaKP]

Uhhh poo... no, Nigel did that... I have to think!