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[foxgloveparrot]

1341

NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm coming ANYWAYYYY
MOMMY CAN'T STOP ME

 

[Zoruace]

1342
ill pay for shipping

 

[foxgloveparrot]

1343

Thanks! Lemme just get myself into this box...
Ready to go
Gimme 17 hrs to get to you

 

[Zoruace]

1344

oh man..
i couldve bought 4 jaspers instead of shipping
anyway jasper emoji

 

[foxgloveparrot]

1345

Jasper was a free bird, free as in free of charge
His previous owner didn't care about money, just wanted to get rid of him

 

[Zoruace]

1346

I HAVE HACKED THE AA FORUMS AND NOW I HAVE ACSSES TO ALL THEIR EMOJIES MUHAHAHAHAHAH
jk just go to the forum scroll all the way to the bottom press help and then press smilies then scroll down till u find the bird emojies

 

[foxgloveparrot]

1347

I thought you were banned from AA?

 

[Zoruace]

1348
no need for an acc
also i voted for u in the POTM contest
it looks like u are winning

 

[foxgloveparrot]

1349

Winning would be
(a) cool
(b) awesome
(c) make me feel bad because everyone else had a just-as-good, if not better entry than mine
And vote for yourself next time

 

[Zoruace]

1350
it feels wrong if i vote for myself

 

[foxgloveparrot]

1351

I get that; I didn't vote for myself
Oh, but your entry was great!

 

[Zoruace]

1352
i go to a pet store and promise myself "dont go to the bird section"
what the first thing i do?
i go to the bird section!
and bond with this adorable lovebird that kept chasing me around
i even named him/her Harpy

 

[foxgloveparrot]

1353

I never go to chain pet stores
But when I visit a bird store I fall in love with one of the birds
Right now it's a harlequin macaw named Phoebe
I love her so much

 

[Rozalka]

1354
Now, when I see name "Phoebe", it reminds me a cat from my favorite fanfiction... (sometimes something is wrong with me)

 

[foxgloveparrot]

1355

Roz, nothing is wrong with you...
But a lot is right with you

 

[Zoruace]

1356
ppl there were so clue less "ho hooo look at that african grey"
you dumb idiot thats a B&G macaw

 

[foxgloveparrot]

1357

IKRRR
I took Lilla out
Idiot 1: Whoa! Is that a BIRD? Is it REAL? Can I TOUCH IT???
Idiot 2: Cool parakeet, I had one too, but my dog killed it
Idiot 3: What are you doing? Why is it on a leash? Set it free! Poor bird!!

 

[Zoruace]

1358
the thing that suprised me they gave their lorikeets ACTUAL FRUITS
oother then the lorikeets all the birds didnt matter..
that poor b&g mac was a plucker and obv had bumblefoot
lets no talk abt the IRN there..

 

[foxgloveparrot]

1359

Once I...tapped someone at a pet store very gently because we were having a perfectly friendly conversation about their bird care

 

[Rozalka]

1360
I know I've already written it here...

Idiot 1: He (Zenek) looks like a cockatiel but without a crest
Idiot 2: Look, this parrot looks like Zenek! (it was a miligold macaw)
Idiot 2 (yep, the same): Have you already fed your babies today? (it was an evening)
Idiot 3: Look, canaries! (about Limonka and Szafirek)