Can somebody translate this?

[Nathan1]

I answer lots of emails for people having issues with their birds, but sometimes they just don't make any sense...

I'm emailing someone right now, this is what they said:

no no no my birds eats treats on perch on tree but not on table they dont want to touch target any how although i have teach them target training. one of my birds names mike i affraid of me i bought them together but mishal is bond with me whenever i open the door she cames out and sit on my shoulder mike is oposite of it i have to put my hand in and get my bird out of cage these all question i have answer it quikly plzzzzzzzzzzz

Can somebody translate this for me? lol...Thanks.

 

[Terry57]

I will give it a try...
I think his birds will take treats from him while on their perch or tree, but not when he has them out away from those. He has tried to teach target training, but they don't touch the stick. Mishal will come out on her own, while he has to reach in the cage to get Mike.

Does that make sense? Just my guess

 

[MomtoPercy]

Is this person from an english speaking country or not? If he *is* a first language english speaker, I'd reconsider the wisdom of his parronthood...

If he is from a country that doesn't speak english, I think he did pretty well and
I think Wendy is on the right track with the translation.

 

[Kalidasa]

The translation sounds right (I'm familiar with accents lol) but I'm not sure what the persons actual question is. Is that the whole letter? Or maybe they just want to know how to deal with "mike" a little better so he's not so afraid?