Tell an Outrageous Lie About the Poster Above You

[DonnaBudgie]

You cut off 7/8 of Rocky’s toes in one of your Alzheimer’s episodes, chanting “CURE THE FEET, THE FEET WE EAT” because you thought It’d cure her of all diseases and prevent her from getting brain cancer in her lungs. You also drowned your grandpa in the toilet as a child because you wanted the inheritance of his 4$ and 37 unethically sourced toddler teeth.

Actually, I chew Rocky's toenails off!

 

[Rico_Tiel]

Actually, I chew Rocky's toenails off!

You bite your toenails and eat the nail chewings

 

[DonnaBudgie]

You bite your toenails and eat the nail chewings

It's better than chewing and eating fishy walrus toenails like Rico_tiel does!

 

[Rico_Tiel]

It's better than chewing and eating fishy walrus toenails like Rico_tiel does!

at least I don't take a deuce in a public bathroom and leave it unflushed like you do!

 

[clark_conure]

Today I powered a motor with a DC battery through an inverter to turn it into AC power then have a drive turned that AC back into DC. It's to see if a remote typical truck could control a DC motor powered winch. There's really no point to this story, but to say that i would need that winch to lift all the decaying smelly walrus carcusses off Rico-tiels yard. Clean your yard man.

 

[Rico_Tiel]

Today I powered a motor with a DC battery through an inverter to turn it into AC power then have a drive turned that AC back into DC. It's to see if a remote typical truck could control a DC motor powered winch. There's really no point to this story, but to say that i would need that winch to lift all the decaying smelly walrus carcusses off Rico-tiels yard. Clean your yard man.

How rude! Those carcasses were for my aesthetic!!! That’s it, I’m giving you an aesthetic warning!

⚠️AESTHETIC WARNING⚠️💅🥰😻✨

C O A C H

 

[BirdyBee]

Rico has faked their own death to skip school before

 

[clark_conure]

BirdyBee is currently thenumber three in charge of blackrock and with assests of over 3 billion dolllars. Was at the huge soccer game in Miami, was at whimbleton, and flys all the parrots around in a private jet so the parrots don't have to hang with the normies.

BirdyBee has also bought up thousands of acres of farmland to turn into millet fields for the parrots.

 

[BirdyBee]

Clark is faking his identity, he stole it from someone in his basement that he kidnapped

BirdyBee is currently thenumber three in charge of blackrock and with assests of over 3 billion dolllars. Was at the huge soccer game in Miami, was at whimbleton, and flys all the parrots around in a private jet so the parrots don't have to hang with the normies.

BirdyBee has also bought up thousands of acres of farmland to turn into millet fields for the parrots.

 

[DonnaBudgie]

Clark is faking his identity, he stole it from someone in his basement that he kidnapped

I heard rhis, too. Bad Things happen in that Man Cave!

 

[clark_conure]

My man cave has over 8 different parrots...in fact it's nine parrots. And only 6 are goverment drones. The plain and simple fact is Donnabudgie has 37 goverment operatives (budgie B.I.R.D.S), and they all work for Australia, where budgies are from.

 

[clark_conure]

bump for fun

 

[BirdyBee]

My man cave has over 8 different parrots...in fact it's nine parrots. And only 6 are goverment drones. The plain and simple fact is Donnabudgie has 37 goverment operatives (budgie B.I.R.D.S), and they all work for Australia, where budgies are from.

Dayum, what happened to your nuclear bomb construction?

 

[clark_conure]

BirdyBee keeps trying to breed budgies with cocktiels because they think it makes sense since they are both birds from austraila.

 

[Rico_Tiel]

Rico has faked their own death to skip school before

I return from the dead. I have never had so many energy drinks… and I have never written so much in my life.

 

[BirdyBee]

I return from the dead. I have never had so many energy drinks… and I have never written so much in my life.

What happened to your pet whale?

 

[DonnaBudgie]

What happened to your pet whale?

Just look at the millions of flies in Rico_tiels backyard! The town is calling the property a public hazard because Rico_tiel is obsessively hoarding dead whale carcasses, claiming "they're my FRIENDS" and refusing to let the authorities take them away. Town officials are considering air dropping gasoline on the nasty mess and setting it all on fire. They say whale oil burns very well but the fire may burn for many months, and they're concerned about the intense heat melting the polar icecap, harming the polar bear population, and putting Florida underwater. Please stop hoarding whale carcasses, Rico_tiel, and get the help you need!

 

[BirdyBee]

Just look at the millions of flies in Rico_tiels backyard! The town is calling the property a public hazard because Rico_tiel is obsessively hoarding dead whale carcasses, claiming "they're my FRIENDS" and refusing to let the authorities take them away. Town officials are considering air dropping gasoline on the nasty mess and setting it all on fire. They say whale oil burns very well but the fire may burn for many months, and they're concerned about the intense heat melting the polar icecap, harming the polar bear population, and putting Florida underwater. Please stop hoarding whale carcasses, Rico_tiel, and get the help you need!

I heard you're selling endangered animals on the dark web. What happened to that business of yours ey? Government put an end to it?

 

[Rico_Tiel]

I heard you're selling endangered animals on the dark web. What happened to that business of yours ey? Government put an end to it?

Nah, I just traded them for a woolly mammoth lmao

 

[Rico_Tiel]

Just look at the millions of flies in Rico_tiels backyard! The town is calling the property a public hazard because Rico_tiel is obsessively hoarding dead whale carcasses, claiming "they're my FRIENDS" and refusing to let the authorities take them away. Town officials are considering air dropping gasoline on the nasty mess and setting it all on fire. They say whale oil burns very well but the fire may burn for many months, and they're concerned about the intense heat melting the polar icecap, harming the polar bear population, and putting Florida underwater. Please stop hoarding whale carcasses, Rico_tiel, and get the help you need!

Lemme cut you a deal…

I give you the soupy remains of fraigleigh the bowhead whale, and you stop revealing my secrets?

Or… I could tell the creepy dude behind your house that you’ve got some cheeseburgers for him in there but you aren’t giving him any… I sure think you wouldn’t want that, mrs. CHILD BITER!

Yeah, you read that right, @DonnaBudgie bites children! But not in the funny way! And even worse, she leaves pieces of her lead grillz in their arms, so they get lead poisoning AND a severe infection, brought on by her saliva! DONNA HOW COULD YOU?!