You little pervert!

Kalidasa

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1 green cheek conure (Kumar)
2 male budgies (Charlie and Diego)
Kumar started humping very recently, his hormones are in full swing and a week ago he was on my shoulder while I was using the floor-vac and he started humping my shoulder. I put him off, he flew away and I thought "well that was easy". Now he tries to get me dozens of times a day, my head, shoulder, back, knee-he doesn't care where. It's pretty easy to distract him thankfully, and I've seen him doing it to his favorite shred-towel (Towlie), so I let him do that. Hopefully he'll give up soon and get busy with Towlie lol! That makes 2 out of 3 birds that are humpers.
 
Hahahaha Barry humped me once... It was so funny! My partners SC2 tries to hump my hand ALLLLLLL of the time! I have to hide my hands from HER haha. Glad my dog never went through a humpy faze though!
 
LOL!! Percy went into what we assumed was his annual hormonal stage shortly after we adopted him. He could not get enough of my son's hands! We did our best to distract him and in a month, it blew over.
 
Halo, my lovebird 'gets busy' on his sleepy hut, but hasn't on me.

it's harmless enough, but gets tiresome noticing he does it so much.
 
Kumar sounds relentless haha. How old is he now?
 
LOL I cracked up as soon as I read the topic of this thread. Petri gets humpy with me at times....not for awhile though thank goodness. Little perverts!!!
 
LOLOLOL

This cracked me up x'D. I had a galah hump my hand once, it's not an experience I want to repeat.
 
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Kumar sounds relentless haha. How old is he now?

He will be 5 in April, young, but certainly not a kid. Although one of my budgies (gadget) is 8 and he's been humping various objects multiple times every day since he was 7 months old.
 
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My galah is a girl, do they start doing strange things?

Yup, girls hump as well, try to nest, and lay eggs if there surges get too strong. Actually he's been playing in drawers and hidey-holes recently, so his little party is over. No more dark spaces for a while :D
 
I've never seen any of my birds do a "Miley Cyrus". Mine are all demure, and good. :D

LOLOLOL!!! If a bird does it, would it be called bwerking?:30:
 
Oh, groan! That's something that my husband would've said.
 
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I've never seen any of my birds do a "Miley Cyrus". Mine are all demure, and good. :D

Lmao! So was Miley when she was Hannah Montana...give it a few years!
 
You know you see tons of videos of humping dogs... I bet humping birds would be way more funny;)
 
My galah is a girl, do they start doing strange things?

Ben the Galah was a boy, but I think girls back up on you? LOL. I was about 15 when he got the "urge" it was hilarious but funny as. x'DD

I agree, bird humping would be even funnier on youtube!
 
I meant gross. I was so focused on the funny of it xD
 

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