You know you’ve had parrrots a long time when…

[Rozalka]

When you hide from your fid to eat a cookie

 

[StormyPica]

When you respond to any loud, shrill noise with "BIRB" because you think it's a contact call.

 

[BirdyBee]

When you bring your bird to the toilet with you

 

[Rozalka]

When you bring your bird to the toilet with you

oh no, it's my dad

 

[HeatherG]

When you see a feather on the floor and immediately know who it came from and where it was on their body.

 

[HeatherG]

When you bring your bird to the toilet with you
When you bring your bird to the toilet with you and she happily makes the dripping water noise as you p.

 

[HeatherG]

When you find that U of California has an avian sciences PhD program but you don’t go because your bird is not legal in California.

 

[HeatherG]

When you brush you hair and realize there is poop on your hair

And if it’s dry, hey, no problem!

 

[MayMaroa]

i dont know if this is related but life of birds

 

[BirdyBee]

i dont know if this is related but life of birds

Ahh yes, birb logic: if I like it it's mine

 

[Rozalka]

when you fid is sitting on the cage, but instead of pooping inside it, poops outside...

...no better: when your bird is in the cage and poops outside

 

[Jexnell]

When you bulk buy t-shirts 10 for $10 trying to preserve your three remaining good t-shirts.

When you have more perches on your walls that art.

When you get out of the elevator in your apartment building and see a bright orange feather and wonder how it escaped your apartment.

When you get woken up at 7AM due to your bird and a wild crow "talking" to each other....

 

[StormyPica]

When you spend every waking hour thinking about how to imrpove their room/cage.

 

[Terry57]

When you hear your birds speaking English in context to each other, and it now seems natural to hear Charley screaming, and Ekko & Justice both shout out "ENOUGH" and Charley stops screaming.

 

[StormyPica]

When you can make your bird sing just by saying a phrase (Stormy: You're such a beeeeeg burd, Picasso: Cossie, Cossie, Cossie girrrrrrlie, Pepper: Heya, cloud boy, Apollo: *silently judges me becase she doesn't sing*)

 

[texsize]

When you take for granted the missing letters from your computer keyboard like W A and of course the esc. Key.
And you don’t have much hope of finding them.

 

[HeatherG]

When you forget to share your pizza because the birds are asleep and then you feel selfish.

 

[HeatherG]

When people automatically ask you, “how is Beaky?” and you tell them in detail about the exciting new toy, pizza, or swear word.

 

[Rozalka]

When you're gonna open your door but your neighbor starts talking with you and then you hear your fid screaming (literally today - Zenek heard my voice and wanted me to go inside instead of talking outside)

 

[foxgloveparrot]

I miss this thread so much omg
Can we revive this please?