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Bird poop and baby poop
- Dec 26, 2006
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- 15 year-old Sun Conure: Hamlet &
14 year-old Green-Cheeked Conure: Mac
Ok folks, I found this topic on another forum that I was browsing and I had to copy and paste some of the answers cause I am sure that all of you will get a great laugh out of it.
The question that was posted was an open-ended one: You know you're a bird person when ...
Please read these answers and then add your own this could be really funny.
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You know you're a bird person when:
When you enjoy spending over an hour searching for the perfect, new bird toys, out of the hundreds of possibilities, just so your special fids will be extra happy.
When you judge all household items by "bird toy potential"
When you take 3 birds at once on a trip to the store to pick out their own toys
Your bird has more expensive toys than you do.
Your find yourself making play dates for your fid at the local bird club general meeting.
You have more pictures of your bird in your wallet than you have pictures of other family members.
You bring home the perfect toy for your bird. Then while enthusiastically showing your bird how to play with the toy you look out the window and notice several people looking in at you.
You've mastered the one handed typing technique, because your fid enjoys napping on your other hand, while you're posting here.
When you spend more money at the pet store than at the grocery store or mall...or when every time you go to the store and have to get something for your bird
You know your a bird person when the Avian Vet has your credit card number memorized.
When you have three different vets on speed dial on your cell phone.
When you ask your dog to step up when you meant to say " Shake"
When your two-year old child runs up to you and says " Step Up" and holds up his arms to be picked up. Just because he has seen it work for the bird so many times.
You know your a bird person when people come over to your home see bird poop on your furniture and get grossed out and you think its no big deal
You eat a chocolate bar in the closet so the birds don't feel left out.
You feed your kids McDonalds but cook dinner for the birds.
The typical temper tantrum from your child includes "you love your birds more then you love me".
When you come home from work, pull into the garage and wait to hear the intense squawking that is going to start right about.... now. And then you grin from ear to ear ... then rush into the house and into the bird room to hold and kiss your birds, and all the while your hubby (or wife) is standing in the kitchen pouting because he (or she) wasn't first.
When you dream about birds
When you hold conversations with them and expect them to answer back.. and they do and your not even surprised
When you can't tell if it's a family member or a bird talking to you, or shouting your name
When you get up early in the morning just to spend extra time with your birds, when you have other things you need to do.
When your bird friends send you voicemails of their birds singing and talking
The question that was posted was an open-ended one: You know you're a bird person when ...
Please read these answers and then add your own this could be really funny.
________________________________________________________________
You know you're a bird person when:
When you enjoy spending over an hour searching for the perfect, new bird toys, out of the hundreds of possibilities, just so your special fids will be extra happy.
When you judge all household items by "bird toy potential"
When you take 3 birds at once on a trip to the store to pick out their own toys
Your bird has more expensive toys than you do.
Your find yourself making play dates for your fid at the local bird club general meeting.
You have more pictures of your bird in your wallet than you have pictures of other family members.
You bring home the perfect toy for your bird. Then while enthusiastically showing your bird how to play with the toy you look out the window and notice several people looking in at you.
You've mastered the one handed typing technique, because your fid enjoys napping on your other hand, while you're posting here.
When you spend more money at the pet store than at the grocery store or mall...or when every time you go to the store and have to get something for your bird
You know your a bird person when the Avian Vet has your credit card number memorized.
When you have three different vets on speed dial on your cell phone.
When you ask your dog to step up when you meant to say " Shake"
When your two-year old child runs up to you and says " Step Up" and holds up his arms to be picked up. Just because he has seen it work for the bird so many times.
You know your a bird person when people come over to your home see bird poop on your furniture and get grossed out and you think its no big deal
You eat a chocolate bar in the closet so the birds don't feel left out.
You feed your kids McDonalds but cook dinner for the birds.
The typical temper tantrum from your child includes "you love your birds more then you love me".
When you come home from work, pull into the garage and wait to hear the intense squawking that is going to start right about.... now. And then you grin from ear to ear ... then rush into the house and into the bird room to hold and kiss your birds, and all the while your hubby (or wife) is standing in the kitchen pouting because he (or she) wasn't first.
When you dream about birds
When you hold conversations with them and expect them to answer back.. and they do and your not even surprised
When you can't tell if it's a family member or a bird talking to you, or shouting your name
When you get up early in the morning just to spend extra time with your birds, when you have other things you need to do.
When your bird friends send you voicemails of their birds singing and talking
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just read these..thanks for posting them..we really got a laugh but..oh so true..out of them..i made a copy and sent it out to other bird lovers whom will also enjoy reading them..plus it made me think of a few of my own..thanks again..
