Who flung poo?

[LeaKP]

What I had to clean up off the wall I thought previously was physically impossible for Nigel. How did he fling poo way over there? I looked at him and he stared back at me as if to say, you'll never know.

He can't blame it on another bird as we are a Nigel alone family, he is the center of our family all day every day. So he is the culprit.

How it got there?

We may never know.

 

[BeatriceC]

Nigel can join Charlotte in the poop throwing event of the Birdie Olympics. Every few days I have to clean a gigantic mess off the wall. She shouldn't be able to get her poop that far, but she does. I'd like to see her do it, because it has to be deliberately aimed to make that distance.

 

[Flboy]

Who Flung Poo

I had thought that was the author of the old Chinese novel,

The Spotted Wall

 

[SailBoat]

Why is it that when this subject 'moves' onto the Forum, 'loads' of humor 'splashes' from everywhere?

And, that's my 'dump' on this subject!

 

[Terry57]

You guys are so punny!
The great "How did the poo get there" debate!

 

[Chase]

Maybe Nigel is part monkey?

 

[LeaKP]

In the ongoing adventures of Nigel's poo, this morning he whispered in my ear, "go poop." To which I quickly responded and put him on his stand and poo was produced!

Now...to teach the rest of the fan not to say that when he's on my shoulder!

This is Nigel's world.

 

[texsize]

From what I have seen from my Bella (a new African grey owners opinion).
She has an amazing ability to direct her poop, mostly in the forward direction. It also depends on the consistency/ ratio of solid to liquid poop. The more liquid in the mix the more directional and the further it can go.
I have never seen my amazons perfecting this projectile pooping.

 

[Kentuckienne]

Have seen a parrot lean forward and absolutely blast a hunka, hunka burnin' poo out. It changed me.

 

[GaleriaGila]

Every now and then, I hear of a behavior problem the Rickeybird DOESN'T have.
Thank you, everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Scott]

Maybe Nigel is part monkey?

Exactly! No avian can fling poo horizontally as far as a monkey!!!

 

[Terry57]

Maybe Nigel is part monkey?

Exactly! No avian can fling poo horizontally as far as a monkey!!!

So true! The monkey we used to have could hurl poo distances worthy of a major league pitcher.

 

[Allee]

This thread is hilarious! Our own comedy club.

I agree, monkeys can fling poo further than parrots but parrots deserve credit for style if nothing else, they treat poo flinging like an Olympic sport.

 

[AmyMyBlueFront]

Years ago, I was thinking of adopting Gerty,a rather LARGE Congo..If I recall correctly,at his/her wellness check he was close to 700gs

The very FIRST thing Gerty would do,as soon as he/she were on the roof top,was "squat"..and groan..and POO! I swear I never saw a dump from a parrot like that ever.

Glad I didn't have him/her long enough to learn how to throw :20:


Jim

 

[GaleriaGila]

Okay, here's a poo story which I think is a tale ONLY a bird person will GET.

Once upon a time, a friend Linda (parrot person) and I were having lunch with other friends (NOT parrot people). Linda was a cockatiel guru/diva/maniac/breeder/advocate. She and I got to chatting about them and honestly, kinda went into a bird-person-brain-lock.

We both got dreamy-eyed and silly. Somehow she got onto a story of how, once, a cockatiel had pooped on her plate and she had inadvertently ingested a tiny spot of it before realizing what had happened. She shrugged and said "it tasted like Cheerios" and she and I giggled. Hey, it's gross, but... we love our birds, and STUFF happens!

Suddenly, though, we snapped into awareness that we weren't alone. Our friends, as well as a few nearby diners, were staring at us in jaw-dropped horror.

There was no saving the lunch. We all just kinda finished up and parted ways.

Afterwards, Linda and I laughed about the incident many times...

Yeah. Poo. A part of life for us. WE'RE PARROT PEOPLE!!!

 

[LeaKP]

Wow poo palate. Yeah, i can see that happening.

Don't think I've got a poo story to top that one!

#cheerios #hopenot #gopoop

 

[DRB]

I am still astounded at how much stuff can come out of Perjo's poop cannon at one time. It's like a battery operated water gun, she can shoot urine 3 feet I swear.

 

[AmyMyBlueFront]

I am still astounded at how much stuff can come out of Perjo's poop cannon at one time. It's like a battery operated water gun, she can shoot urine 3 feet I swear.

LOL!! :59::59: Why do I torture myself,by sitting here,and reading these terribly disgusting,and absolutely HILARIOUS Poo comments??? and ROTFLMAO while reading these?? I have to be as twisted as the folks who are telling them!!

POOP CANNON!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL



Jim

 

[GaleriaGila]

HEYYYY!

Every bird wants a special reputation!

 

[Printer bird]

Oh man Dipper is the laziest pooper I have ever known. She just goes wherever she is - no attempt to poop over the edge (of say my shoulder) or anything.