Unofficial List of Bird Rules

[Mimsy01]

This was on my starling board. Thought I'd share for those who haven't seen this yet.

Unofficial List of Bird Rules

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my beak, its mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9.
If you have something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

 

[Mariar]

Loving it!!
And 100%. True!

 

[Jayyj]

10. If it's broccoli, it's yours.

 

[Ann333]

Haha it is so true!! And I love #10. Hehe

 

[Kiwibird]

10. If it's broccoli, it's yours.

Not in my house! Broccoli is almost as coveted as junk food:52:

 

[Jayyj]

10. If it's broccoli, it's yours.

Not in my house! Broccoli is almost as coveted as junk food:52:

Alice literally runs away from broccoli if you try to offer it to her!

 

[itchyfeet]

#11 If you give it to me, I don't want it!