Teddscau
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- Budgies: Sunshine, Blanco, Azure; Peach-faced lovebirds: Rosie and Jaybird; YSA: Jasper (♀)
Allow me to swear for a moment using random keyboard symbols. Guess what? One of the lab techs accidentally did a gram stain test on Tiki's poop, and it turns out they have $$%#$#$ avian gastric yeast! AVIAN FILTHY GASTRIC YEAST! HOLY FUDGE! JUST AMAZING STUFF HAPPENING! YES!!!!!!!
Okay, so, there's this thing I've always practiced where I try to learn about every freaking medical test on the planet so I can request them for my birds. Apparently, with all the stupid crop swabs, fecal floats, parasite tests, blood tests, cloacal swabs, sinus flush, x-rays, and every other procedure on the planet, NOBODY DID A FREAKING GRAM STAINING! WTH! Seriously, they've been seen by at least three vets, and it turns out nobody did a freaking gram staining! I've spent over $3000 on these birds, and nobody picked that up? Freaking animal shelter gave me disease riddled birds!? I'm going to send the Kitchener Humane Society a strongly worded email! SO STRONGLY WORDED. Well, I guess poor little Alice might've introduced it to the aviary.
I'm sooo calm right now. Hahhh. Okay, so I have to get all my other birds tested. Great. I'll send a ton of poop to Dr. Morris since he's really inexpensive. But right now, I need to cleanse everything with fire! Or just some good quality disinfectant. There will be so much disinfectant. Guess what? I'm getting out the heavy duty pump bottle. You know, the one that automatically sprays after you pump it to build up pressure.
Legit, AGY is like HIV. You can manage it, but holy fudge, don't let the birds get stressed or let them come in contact with any sort of pathogen. We. Are. Going. To. Clean. It's gonna be like the CDC swooped in. I'm going to be cleaning constantly. I'm in bad shape right now, but in a month's time, I'll look like a freaking Olympian. Fudge, guess what? All my birds are ground foragers. Do you know what's always on the floor? Bird poop. What's in this bird poop? Freaking AGY. So. Much. Cleaning.
Okay, so, there's this thing I've always practiced where I try to learn about every freaking medical test on the planet so I can request them for my birds. Apparently, with all the stupid crop swabs, fecal floats, parasite tests, blood tests, cloacal swabs, sinus flush, x-rays, and every other procedure on the planet, NOBODY DID A FREAKING GRAM STAINING! WTH! Seriously, they've been seen by at least three vets, and it turns out nobody did a freaking gram staining! I've spent over $3000 on these birds, and nobody picked that up? Freaking animal shelter gave me disease riddled birds!? I'm going to send the Kitchener Humane Society a strongly worded email! SO STRONGLY WORDED. Well, I guess poor little Alice might've introduced it to the aviary.
I'm sooo calm right now. Hahhh. Okay, so I have to get all my other birds tested. Great. I'll send a ton of poop to Dr. Morris since he's really inexpensive. But right now, I need to cleanse everything with fire! Or just some good quality disinfectant. There will be so much disinfectant. Guess what? I'm getting out the heavy duty pump bottle. You know, the one that automatically sprays after you pump it to build up pressure.
Legit, AGY is like HIV. You can manage it, but holy fudge, don't let the birds get stressed or let them come in contact with any sort of pathogen. We. Are. Going. To. Clean. It's gonna be like the CDC swooped in. I'm going to be cleaning constantly. I'm in bad shape right now, but in a month's time, I'll look like a freaking Olympian. Fudge, guess what? All my birds are ground foragers. Do you know what's always on the floor? Bird poop. What's in this bird poop? Freaking AGY. So. Much. Cleaning.