My infuriating husband.

Hahaha. Just 5 minutes ago my boyfriend's friend said, "why do all of the animals love you?!"

I've been very fortunate that 90% of animals I encounter I make an instant bond with. My boyfriend's late border collie Bella would only cuddle me out of everyone in their family... and she hated cuddles. She would occasionally crawl into bed when my boyfriend was gone and simply lay against me. It was adorable! The only animal that disliked me instantly was a horse I also disliked instantly. I appreciated how beautiful she was, but I did NOT enjoy her attitude and she knew it. She would give me the, "I'm going to bite you!" lips and I would kindly respond with, "Good luck TRYING" with my hands on my hips. I think she honestly just loved pushing my buttons and I hers. When I went trail riding with my boyfriend, the "hardest to ride horse" was the slowest, laziest, and most behaved while under my saddle, and the "gentle giant" was a monster in my boyfriend's hands. Poor guy... not the best first riding experience! :p

I also have the concerning ability to charm any child I meet. I often feel like the Pied Piper of Hamelin when I'm at my one job, because children follow me wherever I go and at times literally latch on to me.

Animal bonding of all kinds is superbly odd.
 
It's opposite for Husband here. I have a parade that follows me, bulldog, pug, pug, Amazon, Ekkie. My parents have 7 cats, one hates me and I don't like him, the others are fine. But they have a ferrel cat that now comes in their house. If I show up, he has to come in, sit on my lap, purring and using my legs as a pin cushion because he's so happy. He's a cool cat. I can charm most animals, even guard dogs lol! Husband just shakes his head at me.
 

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