Hey guys, Iām back. The little gremlinās still struggling with ongoing health problems. So, I donāt remember if I mentioned her nostrils being plugged up and all that. Well, she had her nose flushed for the second time a month or so ago, and they analyzed the chunks that came out. It turns out they DID NOT culture it the first time, despite us asking them to and them saying they would
Anyways, turns out she had a respiratory infection that was causing the buildup. I think itās been going on since before I adopted her, since I think her nostrils might have been clogged since I got her.
I forget the name of the bacteria, but itās a bacteria that is a normal gut bacteria (in birds, humans, and other animals), but if they aspirate their vomit, it can cause respiratory infections that are known to be difficult to treat (in humans). The vet, however, said that it was easy to treat, which I was sceptical of, since itās known for being antibiotic resistant in humans. I know humans and parrots are different, but, yāknow.
Anyways, she took her antibiotics like a champ andā¦her nostrils are getting clogged again. So, it went how I expected it would. So, I guess weāll be taking another trip to the expensive vet to have her treated again, then prescribed antibiotics AGAIN if the nose chunks are still all germy. If they are, I might ask if she could maybe try a combination of antibiotics if thatās an option. Because, if her nostrils are constantly clogged due to a respiratory infection, then sheās had this infection for over two years now, which is unacceptable.
Oh, and Iāll probably have a nutrition panel done on her since her stupid phosphorous levels are still low. I honestly donāt know how a parrot of all creatures has low phosphorous. Itās like someone in a first world country suffering from sodium deficiency.
Ah, and the little gooberās turned into a real hormone monster. Sheās been launching herself at my dad for the past few weeks, then chomping on him. Like, sheāll fly and land on him because she wants to be with him because sheās freaking infatuated with the guy but then, without provocation, starts biting the heck out of him. Sheās been leaving big welts on his arms, neck, ears, and cheeks. And no, sheās only allowed on humans to get from one place to another. Anytime she lands on Dad itās a race against time to lure her off of him with a banana, otherwise she goes feral and starts savaging him.
The one time she landed on him, crawled on his back, up towards his head and just started crunching on his ear, neck, and cheek. She wasnāt being playful. She wasnāt giving him love bites. She was stabbing him and biting down angrily. He tried to block her with his hand to protect himself, which resulted in her cutting his finger. She bit him deeper than sheās ever bitten anyone before, and blood was actually dripping from his finger. We managed to lure her off of him with banana, but that really freaked him out for a few days. The beak impressions were still on his head for the next few days.
Whenever she does this (forcing herself onto Dad, biting Dad, etc.), he reacts about as calmly as I could ask for. He tenses up a bit, but thatās typically in response to her sinking her beak into him. He rarely raises his voice, and he doesnāt flail around or shove her or anything like that. He has raised his voice at her a couple and called her a b*tch when she suddenly tore into his head, but I wouldnāt say heās really doing any of the stereotypical things that cause birds to beat people up.
Their behaviour is very sexual in nature. Well, his behaviour towards her isnāt sexual, but that kid acts like a horny teenager around him. And itās gotten much worse lately. Whenever he pets her head or touches her beak, she assumes the āimpregnate meā position (cloaca making sucking motions and everything) and starts making these really sexually suggestive honking and squealing noises. Iāve had him quit petting her to try to get her to understand that their relationship isnāt a physical one, but now sheās even started squealing for him when heās just calmly talking to her. Itās bad. Heās not even baby talking her, or talking to her excitedly. Heās just having a normal conversation with her and she starts squealing for him to make eggs with her.
Iāve never had a larger bird before, and I donāt know what her life was like as a chick, let alone what her life as an adult was like, but the way she tries to āseduceā my dad is beyond what Iāve seen with any of my other birds. Like, itās usually cute and heartwarming when you see a parrot couple or throuple, but whatās going on here is just gross. She loves Dad, but she doesnāt try to preen him, kiss him, feed him, snuggle, or anything like that. She just asks him to touch her head (and tries to get him to touch her wings and back), and makes creepy āeggā squeals the whole time. When I go to the vet, Iām going to discuss maybe getting her on some sort of hormone treatment.
Oh, on a good note, the kidās great at flying now. Well, maybe not great, but sheās so much better than before. When my parentās went away for a week during December, she was flying back and forth across the house several times a day, hoping to find my dad. It was kind of annoying looking after her without the other humans, since she kept calling for Dad and wanted to know where he was. She completely ignored my effort to keep her company. Read to her, watched videos with her, talked to herā¦she was just antsy the whole time wanting my dad. My cousin came over a couple of times and she was very excited to see her and let her pet her head. Brat. She only glanced at me a couple of times the week my parents werenāt here >_>