Kids say the darnedest things ...

[TexDot33]

So, most of you know that I work in a portrait studio where the average age of my clients is about 2 yrs old ... Often, people ask me why I like working with children, well, mostly it's because I get stories like this to tell:


I am take a session with a 4 year-old little boy and he and mom have brought in a dozen long-stemmed red roses to have his picture take with. Little boy is dresses in camo. cargo pants and a solid olive-drab green shirt, quite a stark contrast. Through the course of the session I find out that this little boy want to take pictures with the roses and then take the roses to grandma and give both the pictures and the flowers to her.

So, I was interacting with the wee one and we were talking,
"So, you are going to give those flowers to grandma, huh?"
"Yep."
"Well, who else do you give flowers to? Do you give them to mom?"
"Sometimes."
"Do you give them to your girlfriend?" (usually gets them to giggle and smile cause girls are 'yuckie' at 4 years old)
"NO!" *giggle*
"Well, who else do you give flowers to buddy?"

He stares at me, and thinks about it ... and says:










Are you guys ready for this .... you really aren't ...















Spare your computer monitor and swallow anything you are currently drinking .....














He thinks for a moment and says:















"Girls with big boobies!"

:18::18::18::18:

My jaw drops - mom is mortified and all I can come back with is:
"Yes, yes, yes sir you do!"

Then mom says to me (after she picked herself up of the floor), "You have to understand he has a 14 year-old brother that we are going to be talking to about this situation ...


You guys think I can make this stuff up, I can't ... sometimes life is a lot funnier ...
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[Lori]

That could have been either of my 2 younger boys. I got one last week I walked away from.

My 5 year old is sitting with his dad watching TV, there is a couple kissing, one of them says lets go upstairs. Well the 5 year old giggles and says dad do you know why their going upstairs. Dad says to kiss some more. Tommy says no to have sex. I got up and walked out of the room before I burst.

 

[flyingfluff]

hahahaha.... oh dear...

There was 3yo I used to babysit and I got watch her during that lovely phase where they're being potty trained. And one day I take her into the bathroom so she can do her business before I put her down for a nap and she goes "My mommy has a vagina." And I was just like umm umm yes she does. Now go potty. "My daddy has a penis."
I honestly had no clue what to say other than to hurry her out of the bathroom and change the subject.

 

[Alsquared]

hahahaha.... oh dear...

There was 3yo I used to babysit and I got watch her during that lovely phase where they're being potty trained. And one day I take her into the bathroom so she can do her business before I put her down for a nap and she goes "My mommy has a vagina." And I was just like umm umm yes she does. Now go potty. "My daddy has a penis."
I honestly had no clue what to say other than to hurry her out of the bathroom and change the subject.

Flyingfluff, you must have been babysitting my niece here in Cleveland...once, at bathtime, she said the same thing ("Mommy has a vagina") but THEN she said "Daddy has a PEANUT!"

Needless to say, later on in the year she toddles over to her great-grandmother and asked her "Do you have a vagina?" Great-grandma turned beet red and, flustered, did not respond. So toddler says, "Well, if you don't have a vagina, you must have a "PENIS!" (Yes, she learned the proper word.)

Great-grandma went into a nursing home several days later.

 

[ceiba77]

lol (didnt see that coming)

I feel bad for the 14 yr-old brother...