That made me laugh.
I named my cattle dog Natasha Oriana because she was born on Christmas eve and her name literally means Christmas Light of God.
Courage got his name because he reacts to any new thing with UTTER TERROR and then 5 minutes later he gets over himself and has to investigate.
Hannibal got his name because he eats chicken. (Yeah, I know its not really cannibalism but it struck me as funny.)