I'll help myself.

[Peta]

Today I have been running round like a mad woman, I was about to get Bucc his fruit ready so came in to get the grapes and this is what I found. Guess I'd kept him waiting too long.
Wonder whats in here

Hmm she'll never notice if I have just one.

Oh thats great, my favourite maybe just one more.

Just ONE more.

He was quite happy with himself and when he finished said Ta Mum, then went and got in his cage for some more

 

[Redballoon]

Greedy Boy!

 

[Peta]

Greedy and messy. Don't know if you noticed the marks on the walls where he has spat the grapes that he didn't want. Love him. That has got to be his favourite game of all time.

 

[Eclectica]

Kodie sits on the kithen counter when we prepare dinner and he is just so snoopy! He tries out anything that he sees in a bowl and a silver fork/spoon/knife, he knows its edable! I know how you feel, he also comes up and takes a chunk out of the food and then he starts playing and just chunking it up letting it lay around on the floor and mommy has to clean up! But we still luv em!!!

 

[Peta]

Thats why birdies have mommies, to clean up after them all day, everyday

 

[darkchi]

This reminds me of this...
Ok it isn't about a bird, so just say parrot every time it says cat
It works for most of it.


You and your cat will enjoy
MAKING COOKIES TOGETHER:

1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
2. Get cup of coffee.
3. Remove cat from cookbook.
4. Find a mouth-watering cookie recipe.
5. Remove cat's nose from coffee mug.
6. Get eggs from fridge.
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
8. Break eggs in small bowl.
9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
10. Answer the phone.
11. Observe that while on phone the cat ate the eggs; get more from fridge.
12. Remove cat from flour bowl and dust cat off.
13. Get Band-Aids for cat scratches on hands.
14. Throw flour out and get more.
15. Preheat oven for cookies.
16. Resist the urge to toss the cat in the oven. Cat disappears into bathroom.
17. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
18. Crash reverberates from bathroom; run to see what happened.
19. Observe that cat has strewn toilet paper all over floor and knocked makeup and toiletries off of counter.
20. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl.
21. Sense that cat is angry.
22. Remove cat from toilet and dry cat off.
23. Retrieve bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs.
24. Clean bathroom.
25. Hear a thump in kitchen. (Oh brother...now what?)
26. Remove cat from floured kitchen counter.
27. Try to pick out cat hairs from flour.
28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten..
29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies, bandages and catnip toy.

 

[karen]

bet u wouldnt have him any other way....

 

[Peta]

Thats the truth.

 

[Alison]

Thats why birdies have mommies, to clean up after them all day, everyday

A truer word was never spoken!

 

[Peta]

Hey Alison, nice to see ya again. Hows it going.