If you teach a bird to fly...

[getwozzy]

You will never be alone, even in the bathroom.

Any part on your body is now a perch and/or landing strip.

You better share your snacks because someone made an extra special trip over just to partake in the eating festivities.

Poop ends up in unexpected places.

Anyone care to add?? Lol

 

[henpecked]

You and the wife can only hug and kiss after dark.

 

[SandyBee]

Phone calls, hmmmm always an adventure.

Flying attacks on spouse and others can happen in a mili second

You will never really have anything in the house that you can call yours, unless you only use it after dark LOL

 

[JerseyWendy]

...and they don't care WHO they fly "over" or "knock over" or "WHAT" they knock over on their way to the one and only.....YOU!!!!! :54: