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I got tons, but been behaving...............for me anyway :)
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Great video! I woke up my family with my laughter. :)
 
ROFL.... Ya'll are nuts! And I luv it!

Thank you to all! I was sitting here feeling weary because I know I have rough weeks ahead of me at work. (Crazy busy time coming up, August is the worst)... :11: Longggg hours ahead of me :eek:

But after viewing the last several pages of this thread.... ya'll made me smile and laugh! Thank you! I am now headed to work this AM in a better mood! Have a great one Ev1! :D
 
MrsWharfrat said:
ROFL.... Ya'll are nuts! And I luv it!

Thank you to all! I was sitting here feeling weary because I know I have rough weeks ahead of me at work. (Crazy busy time coming up, August is the worst)... :11: Longggg hours ahead of me :eek:

But after viewing the last several pages of this thread.... ya'll made me smile and laugh! Thank you! I am now headed to work this AM in a better mood! Have a great one Ev1! :D
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Hope work goes smoothly for you over the busy period.

This thread just shows what a wicked bunch we are
We are all here to learn, and help one another

Who says we can't have fun
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Ps I love the one below


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RANDOM JOKING:

On a flight the attendant is very surprised to find a man who has a parrot on his shoulder.
The man orders a coffee and within seconds the parrot sqawks: "And get ME a coke...NOW!"

The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot's attitude, brings back a coke for the parrot. However, she forgets the coffee for the guy.

As the guy points this out, the parrot drains his glass and screams:

"Get me another coke or I'll really create a scene!"

Quite upset, the attendant comes back shaking, with another coke, but still no coffee.

Irritated at her forgetfulness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it right now, or I'll create a scene that will make HIS look like a Victorian tea party!"

The next moment, both the guy and the parrot are grabbed and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly security guards.

Hurtling towards earth, the parrot turns to him and says: "You're pretty cheeky for a guy who can't fly!"

Just thought of sharing beacause it is so true. Such little bossy guys! Although he is probably dead thanks to the coke... R.I.P, if you died...you know...
 
Sarahtheumbrella said:
RANDOM JOKING:

On a flight the attendant is very surprised to find a man who has a parrot on his shoulder.
The man orders a coffee and within seconds the parrot sqawks: "And get ME a coke...NOW!"

The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot's attitude, brings back a coke for the parrot. However, she forgets the coffee for the guy.

As the guy points this out, the parrot drains his glass and screams:

"Get me another coke or I'll really create a scene!"

Quite upset, the attendant comes back shaking, with another coke, but still no coffee.

Irritated at her forgetfulness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it right now, or I'll create a scene that will make HIS look like a Victorian tea party!"

The next moment, both the guy and the parrot are grabbed and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly security guards.

Hurtling towards earth, the parrot turns to him and says: "You're pretty cheeky for a guy who can't fly!"

Just thought of sharing beacause it is so true. Such little bossy guys! Although he is probably dead thanks to the coke... R.I.P, if you died...you know...
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I heard this happened on AA....
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Sarahtheumbrella said:
RANDOM JOKING:

On a flight the attendant is very surprised to find a man who has a parrot on his shoulder.
The man orders a coffee and within seconds the parrot sqawks: "And get ME a coke...NOW!"

The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot's attitude, brings back a coke for the parrot. However, she forgets the coffee for the guy.

As the guy points this out, the parrot drains his glass and screams:

"Get me another coke or I'll really create a scene!"

Quite upset, the attendant comes back shaking, with another coke, but still no coffee.

Irritated at her forgetfulness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it right now, or I'll create a scene that will make HIS look like a Victorian tea party!"

The next moment, both the guy and the parrot are grabbed and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly security guards.

Hurtling towards earth, the parrot turns to him and says: "You're pretty cheeky for a guy who can't fly!"

Just thought of sharing beacause it is so true. Such little bossy guys! Although he is probably dead thanks to the coke... R.I.P, if you died...you know...
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Love it


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My eyes hurt looking at all those emoticons lol
 
ROFLMAO

Everybody goes south every once in awhile :)
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Sarahtheumbrella said:
RANDOM JOKING:

On a flight the attendant is very surprised to find a man who has a parrot on his shoulder.
The man orders a coffee and within seconds the parrot sqawks: "And get ME a coke...NOW!"

The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot's attitude, brings back a coke for the parrot. However, she forgets the coffee for the guy.

As the guy points this out, the parrot drains his glass and screams:

"Get me another coke or I'll really create a scene!"

Quite upset, the attendant comes back shaking, with another coke, but still no coffee.

Irritated at her forgetfulness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it right now, or I'll create a scene that will make HIS look like a Victorian tea party!"

The next moment, both the guy and the parrot are grabbed and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly security guards.

Hurtling towards earth, the parrot turns to him and says: "You're pretty cheeky for a guy who can't fly!"

Just thought of sharing beacause it is so true. Such little bossy guys! Although he is probably dead thanks to the coke... R.I.P, if you died...you know...
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O gosh, well truthfully I go clucking all the time :) . It had to be
Sarah's favoritest noise! She has tried to imitate, but all she got is a noise she makes with her tongue that sounds like applause, i applaud it anyway!

I am so happy you all enjoyed the joke. I've been carrying it around forever. This morning I was eating some watermelon and Sarah looks at the bowl sideways. I was like, "No this is the last slice and it is mine!" Well Sarah sat there waiting for a second and she goes SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK. And I thought this was just a three second thing so I said," Sarah, I am right here."

I finally get she is not shutting up and give her the watermelon piece. She instantly becomes quiet...here's the fun part, and she decided it wasn't sweet enough for her so she throws it down in her tray. I almost cried for an hour :) JK! It was organic too....
 
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