lol awesome Ap! So cute I figured Id contribute soooo..
A litte parrot humor
A gentleman attends an auction and notices that one of the items for sale is a large, colorful macaw, and he decides that he'd like to own it.
When the bird comes up for sale, the auctioneer asks, "how much am I bid for this parrot?" and the fellow opens bidding with "Seven hundred dollars".
"Eight hundred!" "Eighty-five hundred!" "Ninety-five hundred!" go the next several bids, and the gentleman bids "One thousand dollars!"
Bidding goes this way for several minutes until the fellow finds himself the proud owner of a parrot for $1200. He approached the auctioneer and asked him "can the bird talk?" to which the auctioneer replied "Who do you think was bidding against you?"
And another...
A guy walks into a pet store looking to buy a talking bird. He sees a bird
in a cage and yells to the bird, "Hey, can you speak Stupid?"
Glad everyone's onjoying them. Personally I love the first one because my keet and tiel have fights like that sometimes with me in the middle and they take turns screaming in my ears......ouucchhh!!!