Create a story

[MrsKay]

Let's create a story and see where it goes.
Add only one sentence per post.
Try to keep the story pertinent and making sense.

Our story begins with this line..........



As soon as I got my new bird home he/she immediately flew out the window and landed on a passing car.

 

[Kiwibird]

S/he car-surfed the the end of the block before s/he decided to hop off and landed in a tree.

 

[Timothy]

Chest puffed out in self admiration, (s)he locked eyes with me defiantly and began squawking, ignoring my repeated gestures for a recall; a battle for dominance was set in motion.

 

[Scott]

As I approached him/her one hand contained a treat, the other extended to offer a welcoming perch, and my heart skipped a beat.

 

[MrsKay]

Having finally gotten the bird on my arm I took it in the house and said: "Honey, I found a parrot outside in our tree!"

 

[RavensGryf]

Screaming, he said "oh no!! I had just sprayed that tree with pesticides!!"

(This reminds me of this thread a while back http://www.parrotforums.com/off-topic/40684-carol-happily-strolling-down-road-when.html )

 

[Scott]

But the good news is that the pesticides are totally organic and harmless to avians!

 

[Kiwibird]

But just to be safe, the bird was given a thorough bath and enjoyed every second of it!

 

[Scott]

All that excitement stimulated both parrot and human appetites, so lunch was promptly prepared.

 

[MrsKay]

"Honey, I bet the owners are out there looking for this beautiful bird!

 

[Timothy]

Eyes pinning at the sight of the enormous salad, my bird tilted his head admire the vibrant colors of the fresh vegetables.

 

[Scott]

While the humans pigged-out on starchy, sugary, and fatty fast food, he gorged himself on yellow, green, red, and orange vegetables with a few bits of cheese.

 

[MrsKay]

After this wonderful meal, urpp... we placed an ad in the 'lost & found' to which no one has responded.

 

[Scott]

If no response is offered within a week or so, he will become ours for the rest of his hopefully very long life!

 

[RavensGryf]

Oh, we better start thinking of names just in case no one claims him!

 

[Scott]

How about naming him Parrotforums?

 

[AvianLover80]

But what my husband didn't know was that this awesome parrot was already ours, for it was from my window through which "parrotforums" flew.

 

[RavensGryf]

What kind of bird is this anyway with neon purple and yellow, and electric blue eyes?! I've NEVER seen anything like it before!!

Could it be a new species of parrot still undiscovered by science?!!

 

[Scott]

It must be a cyberparrot, one that is collectively owned by the entire Parrotforums community!