Banned!

[foxgloveparrot]

Stormy is banned coz I'd learned it for almost 15 years so
(age almost-4 to 18)

 

[StormyPica]

Foxx ibb Jasper wants to be let out but I won't let him, so I did a photoshoot with him using my good camera and he refused to go back in his cup after

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Stormy is banned coz I almost had a heart attack when you said "Jasper"

 

[StormyPica]

Foxx ibb I need to let Jasper out more but he's so small, I'm afraid I'll lose him. We did have a fun play session yesterday evening though, and now he wants to be on me all the time.

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Stormy is banned coz there should only be one Jasper

 

[StormyPica]

Foxx ibb no, I think I'm good


Also I knew Jasper's mom

Her name was Rose or sumthin

I had her as a pet

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Stormy is banned coz Jasper would squash Jasper

 

[StormyPica]

Foxx ibb I bet your Jasper doesn't jump onto the tip of your finger and look up at you with his 8 eyes

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Stormy is banned coz I bet your Jasper doesn't have a walnut obsession

 

[StormyPica]

Foxx ibb I bet your Jasper doesnt wedge himself into little nooks and look at you with puppy dog eyes

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Stormy is banned coz I bet your Jasper isn't Tiki's favorite bird on the forums

 

[StormyPica]

Foxx ibb I bet Jasper is tikis fav SPIDER on the forums, unless it's Pax the PacSpider

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Stormy is banned coz your Jasper-
*insert insult here*

 

[StormyPica]

Tries to jump onto the air

 

[foxgloveparrot]

STORMY IS BANNED BECAUSE I BET YOUR LILLA DOESN'T EXIST

 

[StormyPica]

FOXX IBB I PET YOUR PAX THE PACSPIDER DOESNT EXIST!!!

 

[foxgloveparrot]

STORMY IS BANNED COZ I BET YOUR BEEPBOY DOESN'T EXIST

 

[StormyPica]

Foxx ibb closing all my tabs be like

'amazon'
'how to hang a chipmunk'
'rats for sale near me'
'home depot'
'normal bird shit'
'how to fold an apple'
'spider paws'
'why are some humans so stupid'
'quora'
'woman gags after child lies on dead dog'

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Stormy is banned coz me closing my tabs like
"Parrot Forums"
"do we exist in a simulation"
''chicken thoughts"
"longest word in the dictionary"
"odds of being born"
"amazon"
"common methods of suicide" (I promise this one is random )
"parrot"
"nutriberries recipe"

 

[StormyPica]

Foxx ibb tabs I dont close

'reddit'
'qoura'
'tiktok'
'arachnoboards'
'fishlore'
'gmail'
'how to fold an apple'
'edible cookie dough recipe'
'how to fold an origami box'