A day in my life.... (SHAKING MY HEAD)

Casper223

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Gulf Coast, Louisiana/Mississippi State Line S/E
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Umbrella Cockatoo "Zoey"
So I decided to run to the grocery with my daughter. I get home only to see my English Bull Dog is chewing on something out back. My dog is laying on the back porch covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The Rabbit's not bloody.... just dirty. Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNING Rabbits. I knew instantly it was one of their rabbits. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, and I rushed inside, washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could get home. It was stiff but I heard some ANIMALS play dead when they are AFRAID, I couldn't remember which animals because I was NERVOUS and in a HURRY. I took the rabbit and placed it back in one of their cages that sits on my neighbors back deck, then I ran back home. NOT 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming!! so I innocently go out and ask her what's wrong?

She tells me her rabbit died three days ago and they buried it and now it turns up back in the cage. ALL THAT WORK AND WORRY FOR NOTHIN!! Dang....
 
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Oh dear that really made me chuckle! Your neighbour is going to puzzle about that forever. Will you confess ever?
 


Oh Dear...



Are you going to tell your neighbor what was exactly happened on your end, or leave it be and make them having sleepless nights?????



 
OMG, I feel terrible for laughing...
 
Inquiring minds want to know. I'll hope for a full exposure!
 
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Busted! You are caught! Still funny though!
Image a fake!
https://www.tineye.com/search/6d0e2907ec3279878bd9078b4d096a239324fc67?page=1

Story been around the block many times!
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-hare-dryer/

Still funny! Good job!



Copied it from Facebook, like y’all, I hated to laugh, but had tears rolling from my eyes, then said, just like Sailboat did.... That’s exactly my luck!! Glad y’all enjoyed it though, and made you smile and laugh as it did me! By the way, No Wabbits were harmed in this post!!


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Copied it from Facebook, like y’all, I hated to laugh, but had tears rolling from my eyes, then said, just like Sailboat did.... That’s exactly my luck!! Glad y’all enjoyed it though, and made you smile and laugh as it did me! By the way, No Wabbits were harmed in this post!!

You caught me! I spent ten minutes sending out retractions! Have a reputation to protect! A very strange one, yes!

It was the photo that kept tugging at me! Clues were wrong!
 
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