Top 10 bird rules

[meghanxx4]

I saw this on my sengela breeders site i thaught it was kidna funny:

aha and when i read this i thaught of hamlet getting into the food...aha

Top 10 Bird Rules:

1. If you like it, its MINE!
2. If I can reach it, it's MINE!
3. If it's in my beak, it's MINE!
4. If I can take it from you, it's MINE!
5. If I had it a little while ago, it's MINE!
6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
7. If I'm chewing something, all the PIECES are MINE!
8. If it looks like mine, it IS mine!
9. If I saw it first, it's MINE!
10. If you have something and you put it down, it automatically becomes MINE!!

 

[birdcrazy]

LOL that is so true

 

[TexDot33]

yeap, those are about right ...

 

[Peta]

They are so very true and each one of them refers to how Bucc thinks.

 

[meghanxx4]

ive also been told that these rules also work with rabbits? lol and 2 year olds.

 

[birdcrazy]

yeah my mom says she win;t baby sit any 2 ear olds that don't know basic doggy commands - sit, stay and such as for rabbits the one rabbit I ever had was straight from hell that was the most visious animal I have ever seen the thing hated me and i hated it!

 

[meghanxx4]

lol i babysit a 3 year old and everytime i come he always goes through my pockets heonce founda 5 dollar bill( i usually empty my pcket before i go i geuss i forgot that pocket or sumthin i dunno) and ya i was like oh uhh i neeed this, ou cna ahve the loony.

 

[Foxxfire]

That is so true! And if I try to take it away my Goffins will run away from me! lol she thinks its a game.

 

[francine]

This is true,but we love them!!!!!