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[Birdman666]

I am so totally using that the next time I need to buy seed...

 

[Christinenc2000]

Co-worker sent that . Dared me to use it. Told her only if she comes with me

 

[JerseyWendy]

OMG, that's hilarious!! I'm SO gonna use that, too!!! No dare necessary..... :09:

 

[Scott]

I will ask that next time, but the answer will be nuanced as I live in SoCal:

"I'm sorry sir, we can sell you seeds but watering them will be problematic as we are experiencing a drought."

 

[Birdman666]

[WILD BIRD SEED WITH A CARDINAL ON THE PACKAGE]

"EXCUSE ME, BUT COULD YOU TELL ME WHICH OF THESE WILD BIRD SEEDS I WOULD BUY IF I WANTED TO GROW BLUE JAYS?!"

Just to see if they actually try and figure it out... Oh, yeah, there are a million variations to this little gag... and they probably all get you the same dumbfounded expression.

 

[Birdman666]

I will ask that next time, but the answer will be nuanced as I live in SoCal:

"I'm sorry sir, we can sell you seeds but watering them will be problematic as we are experiencing a drought."

DO YOU HAVE ANY DROUGHT RESISTANT WILD BIRD SEED?! I'D REALLY LIKE TO GROW SOME MORE BLUE JAYS IN MY YARD, BUT WITH ALL THESE WATERING RESTRICTIONS, I'M AFRAID THE BABY BIRDS WILL JUST DRY UP AND DIE...

Oh, yes you could...

 

[Scott]

Maybe a variety of seeds is available a few months before Thanksgiving to raise a turkey?

 

[Birdman666]

Maybe a variety of seeds is available a few months before Thanksgiving to raise a turkey?

Well, you'd definitely be over your watering restriction ration if you tried to grow a turkey... EBMUD would fine you for sure!

 

[JerseyWendy]

Maybe a variety of seeds is available a few months before Thanksgiving to raise a turkey?

Well, you'd definitely be over your watering restriction ration if you tried to grow a turkey... EBMUD would fine you for sure!

Between Scott & Mark....

 

[Scott]

Well, you'd definitely be over your watering restriction ration if you tried to grow a turkey... EBMUD would fine you for sure!

I'll lower my sights and ask for seeds to grow Peeps Marshmallow Chicks! Shouldn't take much water to grow a few packs.

 

[Allee]

Thanks for the giggle, the original post was hilarious! Scott and Mark, take a bow, you guys really had me LMBO imagining the bewildered look of a retailer, if asked those questions. You would probably get yourself booted out of the store for having a sense of humor.

 

[Birdman666]

You would probably get yourself booted out of the store for having a sense of humor.

Wouldn't be the first time... or the last!