Toy keyboards out of wood. For Salty and any other parrot that has a sweet tooth for electronics. Jeeezz last nite, he went to town on my tablet and scooped off a key like a nibblet of corn off the cob. No worrying it, no workin' on it. Just walked over and SCHLURP, no more ESC key. How do they know the exact angle to use to do that so effectively? So I could get these made out of wood , in CHina, for pennies. Ah they probably wouldn't like them because they know the fake ones mean nothing to us.