GreatBlue320
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- May 5, 2015
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- Parrots
- Baxter - Illiger's Macaw (hatch date 5.1.15);
Taylor - Black capped Conure (RIP 3.14.15 - miss you every day little "Girlie")
Last night, Baxter decided it was time for him to take his rightful place on my shoulder. Here's how the battle when down:
Baxter: Hey mommy, I think I should just climb right on up your arm and get on your shoulder!
Me: No Baxter, honey. Not on my shoulder. Why don't you come down to my lap and I'll give you head scratches?
Baxter: Nah, I think I'd rather just climb up your shirt and sit on your shoulder.
Me: No shoulder, Baxter. Let's practice your step ups!
Baxter: Step ups are for BABIES! I need to work on my shoulder sitting now.
Me: Hey, look at this really cool foot toy! It has all kinds of good stuff to chew!
Baxter: Well, that foot toy is kind of interesting... Hey mommy, I have the BEST idea... Why don't I take that foot toy up on your shoulder and play with it there?
Me: No shoulder, Baxter! Get down, please. Do you want a yummy piece of banana chip?
Baxter (with a beak full of banana chip): Oh that's good. But you know what... this banana chip would taste even BETTER if I could eat it on your shoulder! Plus, I could drop banana chip pieces all over you - wouldn't that be fun?
Me: Your not going to win this battle, Baxter.
Baxter: Oh yeah? Well how 'bout I just flap my wings REALLY hard and launch myself right at your shoulder? How ya like me now?
Me: Time for night-night, Baxter!
To be continued (no doubt about it)...
Baxter: Hey mommy, I think I should just climb right on up your arm and get on your shoulder!
Me: No Baxter, honey. Not on my shoulder. Why don't you come down to my lap and I'll give you head scratches?
Baxter: Nah, I think I'd rather just climb up your shirt and sit on your shoulder.
Me: No shoulder, Baxter. Let's practice your step ups!
Baxter: Step ups are for BABIES! I need to work on my shoulder sitting now.
Me: Hey, look at this really cool foot toy! It has all kinds of good stuff to chew!
Baxter: Well, that foot toy is kind of interesting... Hey mommy, I have the BEST idea... Why don't I take that foot toy up on your shoulder and play with it there?
Me: No shoulder, Baxter! Get down, please. Do you want a yummy piece of banana chip?
Baxter (with a beak full of banana chip): Oh that's good. But you know what... this banana chip would taste even BETTER if I could eat it on your shoulder! Plus, I could drop banana chip pieces all over you - wouldn't that be fun?
Me: Your not going to win this battle, Baxter.
Baxter: Oh yeah? Well how 'bout I just flap my wings REALLY hard and launch myself right at your shoulder? How ya like me now?
Me: Time for night-night, Baxter!
To be continued (no doubt about it)...