TELL ME YOU OWN A CHIRPER....WITHOUT SAYING YOU OWN A CHIRPER

[clark_conure]

I'll start.

All of my window dressings above 6 foot have bite marks.

 

[Bird&Ant lover]

Al my door handles have poop on them

 

[kme3388]

Anyone who walks in my neighborhood can hear sounds coming from my house from blocks away if my windows are open

Anyone who enters my house instantly hears screaming.

Anyone who calls me only does it once if that’s an option. Then they offer a text or email going forward due to the noise. Some people even hang up, and call back thinking the noise is from a bad connection.

 

[Snow2023]

When someone enters my house and looks close, they find a feather.

I have to vacuum 5 minutes before I have guests over to make it look like I did a few days ago.

I can hear noise before I get inside.

 

[foxgloveparrot]

My dish soap needs to be hidden in a locked box.

 

[LaManuka]

I have unique accessories decorating my curtain rods...

 

[texsize]

My home remodeling project is movi

ng along splendidly.

 

[Jcas]

Piles of sawdust under the ( chewed) bamboo curtains . I’ve had to vacuum it up every day, lol!

 

[pebbles1553]

dirt from my hanging plants all over my desk and floor!