Riddle!!

My ol' man suggests...
They were playing golf???????????/
 
I was going to get the camera "shot" one, too.

Let's keep this going with more silly riddles...


Why did the elephant like to lie oon its back with its feet in the air?
 
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I was going to get the camera "shot" one, too.

Let's keep this going with more silly riddles...


Why did the elephant like to lie oon its back with its feet in the air?



ummmmm.....
i have no idea lol
i was going to say something along the lines of tree truck but nothing made sense haha
 
Why did the elephant like to lie oon its back with its feet in the air?

So he could trip the birds that sit on his back...something like that. Or get his pedicure from the birds that pick at his back.
 
A man murders his wife in the middle of nowhere, he leaves no clues, he used gloves, and left no fingerprints.
Later that night the man gets a call, "Sir this is Captain Carl, your wife has been murdered, I need you to come here stat."
The man drives there instantly and is arrested on the spot, how did they know it was him?
 
The police didn't tell him where his wife was murdered, right?

A man has a bee in his hand. What’s in his eye?
 
Correct! Does the man have an eyeball in his eye??

Carl went to town on Friday, stayed for 3 days then left on Thursday, how?
 
Nope! Good try, though!
Beauty-because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder
 
oh that makes 0 sense
Carl went to town on Friday, stayed for 3 days then left on Thursday, how?
 
Oh, I know this one!
His horse (Or whatever animal) he rode on was named Friday
 

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