OHHH - Oddball Hausfrau Hens' House

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While pursuing one of my eccentric solitary hobbies, I happened upon a phrase-cum-philosophy which may merit a separate thread.
I characterized such solitary, harmless, stimulating pursuits as being wonderful melanges of birdness, trivianess, occupying-idle-hands-ness... suitable for an "oddball hausfrau hen" like me.
http://www.parrotforums.com/off-topic/83316-collecting-bird-themed-wine-corks-3.html
MaManukaMartina felt a kindred vibe, and wanted to join up as the Southern Hemisphere Equivalent of Oddball Hausfrau Hens.


I said...
"Hear ye, hear ye, read ye, read ye!
Martina Manuka
is
hereby, herewith, and hereafter
appointed
ODDBALL HAUSFRAU HEN
(Southern Hemisphere)
and placed in official charge of this, that, and other things as befits and bedazzles that which is at hand and/or foot,
in the true spirit of odds, balls, hausfraus and hens.
So let it be posted, so let it be.
Signed by me, which am the Northern Hen"

She said...
"Yippee, this is BRILLIANT!! After 51 and a half years of aimless wanderings on this planet I have finally found my true calling. I Martina, aka the Scarlet Manuka, aka the Grey Ghost, do become your liege person of life and limb and of earthly worship, and Faith and Truth I will bear unto you, to live and die against all manner of dis dat and de other tings I swear to henceforth do honour to the title of Oddball Hausfrau Hen (Southern Division) for the term of my natural life. So help me God!"
She set forth our sacred mascots:
[ame="https://youtu.be/TqdRQxgtZtI"]Kookaburra call (Two Laughing Kookaburra Laughing) SO LOUD! - YouTube[/ame]


Something took flight in me.
Any other Oddball Hausfrau Hens care to join our legion? If you are too modest to pipe up, I will entertain nominations... you know who you are...
And none of you roosters better try to join up, with the possible exception of Amy.

Are you called to join the ODDBALL HAUSFRAU HENS' HOUSE (OHHH) ?

I am not sure what our mission is, but it is... a mission!
 
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Awwwwww........

~~~~SOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUTE~~~~~


What is the scow doing there???? LOL.... :D




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I believe I received a nomination... Lol
Probably from all my odd ball poems
I'm happy to join the ranks!
 
Welcome aboard Laurasea of the Oddball Hausfrau Florida sub-division :)
 
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Lily... the scow was probably minding its own business but was zapped into the works, much like you, who are now a bona fide OHHH member.
Hear ye, hear ye, read ye, read ye!
Lily
is
hereby, herewith, and hereafter
appointed
ODDBALL HAUSFRAU HEN HOUSE member
(of Planet Kise Minions))
and placed in official charge of this, that, and other things as befits and bedazzles that which is at hand and/or foot,
in the true spirit of odds, balls, hausfraus and hens.
So let it be posted, so let it be.
Signed by me, which am the Founding Hen.
​

Laura, you know that OHHH is your destiny...
Hear ye, hear ye, read ye, read ye!
Laura of the Sea
is
hereby, herewith, and hereafter
appointed
ODDBALL HAUSFRAU HEN HOUSE member
(Florida Sub-Division))
and placed in official charge of this, that, and other things as befits and bedazzles that which is at hand and/or foot,
in the true spirit of odds, balls, hausfraus and hens.
So let it be posted, so let it be.
Signed by me, which am the Founding Hen.​

We're off to a great start.

Just when ya think life has plateaued...
 
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I would be remiss if I did not import this notation originally posted in the parent-thread of the OHHH by Admiral Boats (Sailboat)...



ODDBALL HAUSFRAU HENS

May this Title Grace you though your long life.

As noted and registered in the Great Book of the Americas (New World) Parrots, sub-section 24, page 56, line 37 of Notes of Importance in the World of Parrots!

script note 78: The Title of ODDBALL HAUSFRAU HEN, hereby extents to the South Americas.

Signature assigned by:
His Honor of Records
Julio The Great


Yes, Julio and Sailboat are both roosters, but the OHHH makes space in the henhouse for well-behaved males who serve a purpose!
 
What a shame I can't understand what's going on, lol:D
 
Rozalka said:
What a shame I can't understand what's going on, lol:D
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Rozalka, the true inner workings of the Oddball Hausfrau Hen House is as complex and confounding as quantum mechanics, and just about as impossible to explain. We need a European representative and would love to welcome you aboard!
 
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LaManuka said:
Rozalka said:
What a shame I can't understand what's going on, lol:D
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Rozalka, the true inner workings of the Oddball Hausfrau Hen House is as complex and confounding as quantum mechanics, as just about as impossible to explain. We need a European representative and would love to welcome you aboard!
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Now I understand why I don't understand:D. Because this what I learn on physics is so hard and almost every second test I have 0 points, so what we're talking about if it's like quantum mechanics level:D;)
If you are sure someone who doesn't understand "basic" physics and has problems with Patagonian English* also is welcomed, I can join;)
*Sorry the Rickeybird but believe me I love your texts;)
 
Welcome to the Henhouse Rozalka! Technically you’re a little young to be a Hausfrau just yet since we are “ladies of a certain age” but it’s always nice to have someone with a youthful perspective around :)

So that’s Europe taken care of. Now we just gotta get someone from Africa. Who do we know in Africa I wonder ... ;)
 
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Welcome to the Henhouse Rozalka! Technically you’re a little young to be a Hausfrau just yet since we are “ladies of a certain age” but it’s always nice to have someone with a youthful perspective around :)

So that’s Europe taken care of. Now we just gotta get someone from Africa. Who do we know in Africa I wonder ... ;)
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Not only too young... I spend not enough time at home to be a Hausfrau :D
I'm afraid I can be quckly kick out:D;)
 
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Too late, Roz, you have flown too close to the OHHH and its gravitational pull has got hold of you. Plus, I loved all that cool stuff you said. I admire that which baffles me.

Accordingly...

"Hear ye, hear ye, read ye, read ye!
Rozalka
is
hereby, herewith, and hereafter
appointed
ODDBALL HAUSFRAU HEN HOUSE member
(of Greater Europe, etc., and so forth)
and placed in official charge of this, that, and other things as befits and bedazzles that which is at hand and/or foot,
in the true spirit of odds, balls, hausfraus and hens.
So let it be posted, so let it be.
Signed by me, which am the easily confounded Founder, thank you!"

Yes, LaM... now then... Africa...

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip9L8IvIsdQ"]Ah, Leahhhhh! - YouTube[/ame]
 
GaleriaGila said:
Too late, Roz, you have flown too close to the OHHH and its gravitational pull has got hold of you. Plus, I loved all that cool stuff you said. I admire that which baffles me.

Accordingly...

"Hear ye, hear ye, read ye, read ye!
Rozalka
is
hereby, herewith, and hereafter
appointed
ODDBALL HAUSFRAU HEN HOUSE member
(of Greater Europe, etc., and so forth)
and placed in official charge of this, that, and other things as befits and bedazzles that which is at hand and/or foot,
in the true spirit of odds, balls, hausfraus and hens.
So let it be posted, so let it be.
Signed by me, which am the easily confounded Founder, thank you!"

Yes, LaM... now then... Africa...

Ah, Leahhhhh! - YouTube
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lol, the vid creator seems to not like Poland, I can't watch it bacause of the country:D
I saw LeaKP thanked the first post, maybe she would like to join us?:D;)
 
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I would venture to say that any hen who wishes to join the ranks will be awarded a territory, even if we have to pick a fictional or literary one, or designate an extraterrestrial or heavenly body, or just flat out make one up! I see no reason to allow reason into our decision-making process.
Roosters? I say we let them stand around for now!
 
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Do I count? Not tec-a-nick-a-lee a housefrau, on account of the farm and such, but I do hope my odd-it-ee makes up for my farm frau dee-vee-a-shun from the founding tenets of the press-tig-ee-ous OHHH.
 
Welcome aboard bug of the Appalachian sub-division, the Henhouse wouldn’t be complete without you!
 
I'll just keep quiet here...:14:


Amy
 
Yes, he does............... I do.................. we do...................
If the OHH House gets too scary, we may have to start a Fraternal Protective Order of the DOGHOUSE.
 
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