My Guide to Macaws

[WharfRat]

Please take with a grain of salt

(I will update as I think of more)

1. SAY WHAT?!?!?!? I own YOU, you don't own me!

2. That bite wasn't hard, I'll show you hard!

3. About that new bird you just got......you just thought I was hard to deal with before!

4. Yes, I will yell at the top of my lungs when you're cooking food in the kitchen and you won't let me out.

5. You know those little scars I leave with my claws?? Don't worry, I plan on chewing them off later.

6. Of course I'm nicer to your wife....you're an a$$hole.

7. You know those Zon's in the next cage?? I told them to hate you or they were TOAST!

8. When I'm screaming at the top of my lungs, it means I NEED something, MORON!!

9. Yes, I will continue pooping on the floor............DEAL WITH IT!!!

10. We know you're really tired of all the food we scatter everywhere daily and you have to clean it up.............WE DON'T CARE!!

 

[ConureCrazy]

LOL!! Cool.

 

[plax]

5. You know those little scars I leave with my claws?? Don't worry, I plan on chewing them off later.

haha! I love it Zaf does that to me all the time. Each of those is great... and some are fairly true

[EDIT: I think someone should make your list a sticky. It's the Macaw perspective on life with humans!]

 

[AVM]

haha I will keep that in mind when I get a macaw!!

 

[Adinafloyd]

hehe, sounds like many breeds ive been around

 

[MacawGuy]

Lol that's to funny

 

[SpringCottageParrot]

Brilliant!
So true, and put like that it makes me realise that you really need to be a masochist to keep birds.

 

[JerseyWendy]

[EDIT: I think someone should make your list a sticky. It's the Macaw perspective on life with humans!]

DITTO!

Awesome list, well written and described and totally true.

 

[Aims]

Please take with a grain of salt


4. Yes, I will yell at the top of my lungs when you're cooking food in the kitchen and you won't let me out.

And here I was thinking My Eclectus was odd for doing that.. Obviously its a bird that owns you thing.