ShreddedOakAviary
New member
- Jul 13, 2011
- 591
- 5
- Parrots
- M2's, U2's, G2's, RB2's, VOS, RLA's, BFA's, DYHA's, Dusky Pionus, Blue and Green Quakers, Meyers Parrots, VOS, GW Macaw's, Harlequin Macaws, Tiels, YNA, TAG's, CAG's, Blue Crown Conures, Red sided Ecl
I sit in my living room and stare across the room at the floor just outside my bird's cage. I look at the inside and outside of their cage and realize that they must put a great deal of effort into making sure that their beaks are through the bars when food is about to fall off of it. The perfect art of gluing fresh veggies to hardwood. I go to turn on my television and I think to myself "the color seems a little faded", Oh nope, that's just the day's layer of bird dust. I decide to take a nap. I fall asleep on my couch only to be awakened by an unfamiliar sound (the fact that it is unfamiliar is what wakes me). In my dreamy state I realize the sound is DVD's falling on the floor. The distinctive thwack of plastic on hardwood. I roll over in a panic to see Moe just as he succeeds in manuevering Iron Man through the bars. I stand up slowly and look into the bottom of his cage. I think to myself "I must have been quite tired, he's got nearly 30 titles in his little cage bottome DVD collection." I look at him and ask in my usual voice "Moe is that yours?" To which he responds by immediately dropping Iron Man and plays with the nearest normal bird toy as if to say "I was just sittine here like a good Cockatoo minding my own business". I find no point in arguing. I look down at my dessicrated DVD boxes in relief... he had not actually opened a single one. I collect the movies and move the shelf (what's left of it) over another handful of inches. I make a snack for myself and the Cockatoos and we watch Iron Man.