I wish my fids would understand when I tell them...

[MomtoPercy]

Jack - the vacuum CAN eat you but we won't let it, so just chill, dude!
Jack - screaming at Gyzmo just aggrevates him more and he is bigger than you and has teeth!
Percy - you could take every bird that flies by your window. And believe me, no sparrow, minah or dove out there has any desire to eat you. Calm down, sweetie.
Percy - you KNOW that you'd NEVER leave the tiniest morsel of a pecan nut in the shell. So please don't go rooting through the shells bits, shredded wood and POOP on the bottom of your cage to find a piece of nut that may have magically escaped your beak. It ain't there!

 

[cstambaugh]

Zeus: I promise PROMISE you if you step up, you'll have fun. I'm not trying to lure you to your death.
Zeus: I have no interest in your toys. You dont need to defend them from me.

 

[Captsteve]

Banjo: You don't have to tell me that you are a Mean Mean Bird! I can see through your facade!

Silus: Macaroni and cheese is not made for White birds!!

 

[BillsBirds]

Bailey: If you'll wear the damned harness, you can come outside with me.
Elvis: If you'll stay off of the picture frames & clocks, my wife will like you more.
Mario: You don't have to bite everyone.
Everyone: Please learn to be potty trained! (Yeah, right!)

 

[strudel]

Weiros: I am giving you yummy treats, I am NOT aiming to grab you, rip your heads from your body and feed you to the dog. Don't panic! Remember when we chat through the bars? I'm STILL nice when I'm putting your dinner dishes in your cage.

 

[kq_fan]

Lilo: I love you so much, I wont ever abandon you so you don't need to chew me out when I come home because you thought I was never coming back even though I was only gone for a few hours!!!

 

[Zumaria]

Jenga: The floorboard creaking is not a monster's belly rumbling. No need to panic!
Jenga: Please let me help you with that feather - I know it's bothering you!

 

[strudel]

Poopoo in the potty....

 

[gizzygirl]

Phoenix: please be quieter, you get the whole flock going and you're still the one that's killing my head and ears!

Annie: when do you ever sleep because we hear you talking throughout the night?
Annie: please quit chewing and plucking!
Annie: if you stop trying to pluck Gizzy then I will let you play with her.

Jondi: I promise I'm not trying to take your cage from you and soon you will get your big flight cage back all to yourself. I swear!!! So please stop attacking me when I get you out every day.

Lucy: please quit putting holes in our clothes.
Lucy: beak pressure, yikes!

Gizzy: soup is nasty, please stop.
Gizzy: the liners are for your poop, leave them alone. How are you even getting them?!?

Ayla: your a pretty good girl/boy

Flock: quit pooping on us and the floor. You have huge trays to poop on, aim for them!!!

Love you all :-D

 

[drlisaort]

Oliver: What's this new shrill sound you are making every evening while we are eating? Your regular voice is so much better...please talk to me instead...

 

[jugoya]

Porter: No matter how much you chase them away the keets will come back and bug you; They have seen through your bluff already so learn to share!

Porter: Bright colors will NOT eat you I promise!

Daffy: You are brightly colored.. which means Porter is and WILL attack you.. so stop harassing him while he's having a bath and trying to get in the bath WITH him!

Blue: No matter how many times you have a 'bath' in your food dish.. you will not get any cleanrer.. instead you rain shells and seeds everywhere when you fly because they got lodged in there..

 

[SoCalWendy]

To get off that screen! how many times do I have to tell you not to climb on it.... Hmmmm ? Don't use that tone with me, Rio when I have to remove you now from it because your sharp claws get stuck.