Hi everyone. I have a 2 year old blue and gold Macaw named Freddie. From the moment I got him, 1 year ago, even though he had never met me before then, he took to me immediately. He was out of his cage and on my head within minutes of him arriving at our apartment. The problem is that he wants to be with me all the time. He won't keep quiet if i so much as breathe loudly in another room. Even when he is out of his cage, if I'm not in sight he goes mad. He is hyper active, won't sit still for a minute, won't let me talk to anyone without screaming, is very protective of me, and if I put him on his play stand, he just flies to me and plays with me, which is nice, but his idea of playing is to try and bite my fingers off, lunging at my face, and over preening my hair by pulling it as hard as he can and removing what little hair I have left. He trusts me completely, I can literally hang him up by his tail, touch him anywhere, and he is fine with that, but as soon as he is put back in his cage he starts screaming again. Even if he is covered he will go mental if he knows I'm in the apt. He has lots of toys to play with, my wife talks to him all the time, he even learned 'hello' from her, but that's the only word he knows. She feeds him and scratches his head through the cage bars but he wont let her touch him anywhere else, and wont go near her or anyone else when he's out. Any ideas how I can stop his screams and get him to play more nicely? I've tried everything from a firm NO (that just pisses him off) to ignoring him, to giving him treats when he quietens down, but he just screams with his mouth full too. Getting rid of him is NOT an option.