Cause we are bad parrants game

[LoveMyConlan]

I wanna see if I'm the only a bad parrant. If your feathered overlords think something you did/do is mean comment below... Cause why not have some fun....

Today I wouldn't let my 1 yr old B&G, Rhage, walk off with a specific pair of panties while I was putting away my laundry.... therefore I'm a bad parrant......#ApparentlyImAJerk #LaceAndBeaksDontMix. #ThoseAreNotYours #LifeWithAMacaw #ToddlerTantrum

 

[LordTriggs]

I wouldn't leave the blind open on the skylight to let Rio argue with the local Ringies. Definitely a bad parrant (many poops were deposited on the bed for this transgression

 

[Jferrand526]

Apparently wearing a shirt the color red makes me a bad parrant automatically. Tango hates the color red when I wear it, if someone else wears it he is totally fine with it. He bites me because I wear red but doesn’t bite anyone else when they wear red.

 

[SailBoat]

Amazons are known for their taking over as the owners of everything they survey! Changing the placement of 'his' favorite chair is grounds for scorn and loud rebuff until it is returned to its proper and approved location.

Life as a staff person for an Amazon has its smiles, but when the boss is unhappy, life can become difficult!

Amazon's rule!

 

[BeatriceC]

I did not let the umbrella cockatoo run off with a clothespin. I was using it as a bag clip for a bag of chips. She left the chips alone, but really wanted the clothespin.

 

[Owlet]

I didn't give him a kiss as soon as I walked in the room . .. so now he won't even take his favorite treats out of spite.

 

[smbrds]

Putting Baby back in his cage to after having playtime for a bit and wanted to do something else by exhibiting his "baby bird sign language" with heart wings. Hashtag bad parront.

 

[clark_conure]

If clark falls asleep before I go to work he's happy to see me when I get home, if I leave while he's still up, he thinks I'm a bad parent for about 5 mins after I get him out....I try to get him to sleep every day I work before I have to leave.

 

[wrench13]

If I dont give Salty his Hello treat when I get home from work every night, he def lets me know I am a bad parront. Has to be done immediately after I kis the wife hello. Then Salty, then kids. In that order. God forbid I have to use the john first. Oh he'll take his treat late, but then turn his back to me, instead of the usual kiss hello and wanting scratchies.

Also, every night, I am a bad parront becasue I cover him up with the cage cover. He knows its coming but still squeaks and shows signs of distress, but he has to be covered, otherwise he stays awake as long as there are lights on in the kitchen/living room/dining room where he lives. I give him lots of 'Nite Nites' to reassure him, but I know he doesn;t like it.

 

[Carl_Power]

I taught Xander its bad to poop in his water bowl. So now he just does that if ive done something to his unliking. I told him no yesterday for throwing a grape at my head and laughing. 5 mins later theres a big poop in his water lol. I sometimes wonder who is training who x

 

[GaleriaGila]

Oh, these are so funny! I love this thread. Great idea!

How am *I* a bad parront? There's not enough room on the Forums. My infractions are constant, multiplying geometrically by the nanosecond. No wonder the Rb is such an angry bird.

 

[T00tsyd]

I hadn't quite believed that Syd would be expressive. I sometimes sit on the sofa with my feet up but I now have to cover my feet with a blanket because he attacks them every time if they are on show. For a while it was ok but now he knows where my feet have gone and his disgust with me because I now wrap my feet tightly so he can't get in is palpable.

What's his next move? Oh easy! Give me your feet or I tear up your expensive sofa! There is a bit of a stand off for a while but the look of disparaging determination in his beady eye lasts longer than mine. I have yet to reach a suitable parontal agreement but so far my feet move very quickly and there are a couple of loose threads on the bottom of the sofa!

He has the nerve then to calmly snuggle tweeting sweet nothings and I fall for it every time. I think I'm the pet.

 

[SailBoat]

Oh, these are so funny! I love this thread. Great idea!

How am *I* a bad parront? There's not enough room on the Forums. My infractions are constant, multiplying geometrically by the nanosecond. No wonder the Rb is such an angry bird.

Well, at a couple a day for the next twenty years, that should kind of cover things up to three years ago, right?

 

[LoveMyConlan]

Oh, these are so funny! I love this thread. Great idea!

How am *I* a bad parront? There's not enough room on the Forums. My infractions are constant, multiplying geometrically by the nanosecond. No wonder the Rb is such an angry bird.

ROFL
Just laughed so hard I cried!! That was perfect

 

[spaceparrot]

According to the birds I am a very bad parront.

I once put Data in his travel cage to go the vet after Sharlett was in her travel cage. She went in relatively easily but Data did not. He called me a nasty word he learned from a cockatoo on YouTube! But he was happy to go to the vet!

When I don't come home right when they expect me to, I get bit and sometimes get the silent treatment. Other times they squawk disapprovingly.

I am a bad parront for not sharing my cheetohs with two crazy birds!