clark_conure
Well-known member
so I was looking around and did anyone do an April fools joke thing?
I wrote this out before hand then I was like no half the people wouldn't get it then I figured wait you were drunk when you wrote this so probably not a good idea to post and...well anyways...
I figured someone would have something "better" than this so as a belated sunday posting since I worked monday and tuesday you can see what I thought about posting....
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Help! I have no idea what to do!
a while back clark and a neighbor had a disagreement.
probably over the property line, I dunno, but they
picked a fight with one anouther. and it came to a head
yesterday.
Anyways I just found out clark took drastic action and
pecked my neighbor to death. He said "come here" and lead me to the
rigormortise body laying on my own property.
i have no Idea what to do now, I'm at a total and complete
loss.
Family is important, I have to protect clark despite his brutal murdering,
only thought is how to protect him now.... bury the body somewhere. If
only, if it had been a cat or some animal then I could it be self defense,
like I can claim that with a human!
so what do I DO!!!!!!!
Don't need this heartache...
and yet I get it.
yet, I would also read the first letter of each line.......
I though it was funny when I wrote it. Enjoy if you are wont to do.
I wrote this out before hand then I was like no half the people wouldn't get it then I figured wait you were drunk when you wrote this so probably not a good idea to post and...well anyways...
I figured someone would have something "better" than this so as a belated sunday posting since I worked monday and tuesday you can see what I thought about posting....
****************
Help! I have no idea what to do!
a while back clark and a neighbor had a disagreement.
probably over the property line, I dunno, but they
picked a fight with one anouther. and it came to a head
yesterday.
Anyways I just found out clark took drastic action and
pecked my neighbor to death. He said "come here" and lead me to the
rigormortise body laying on my own property.
i have no Idea what to do now, I'm at a total and complete
loss.
Family is important, I have to protect clark despite his brutal murdering,
only thought is how to protect him now.... bury the body somewhere. If
only, if it had been a cat or some animal then I could it be self defense,
like I can claim that with a human!
so what do I DO!!!!!!!
Don't need this heartache...
and yet I get it.
yet, I would also read the first letter of each line.......
I though it was funny when I wrote it. Enjoy if you are wont to do.
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