Am I the Bad Bird?

[Rico_Tiel]

this thread is where you share your parrots’ misbehavior stories (doing something diabolical, devious, naughty, etc.) but write it from their perspective, and end it off with “Am I the Bad Bird?” Or the acronym AITBB?

Ex: “I bit my human slave until they bled, then I pooped in their tea, burned down their house, summoned a demon to eat their food, and removed their kidneys. AITBB?”

Then, the other members will give their input- from their birds’ perspective.




Sound familiar? That’s because I based this off of “Am I the a**hole?” Lol

 

[Inko-ai]

I Sprite (3 year old budgie), somehow slipped through a small opening in my mom's closet door and found myself a nice comfy sleeping spot/toilet on my mom's clean bed sheets. A also nearly caused my mom a heart attack when she couldn't find me anywhere, and I stayed nice and quiet so she wouldn't know where I was.
AITBB?

 

[Featherii_Fids]

I Sprite (3 year old budgie), somehow slipped through a small opening in my mom's closet door and found myself a nice comfy sleeping spot/toilet on my mom's clean bed sheets. A also nearly caused my mom a heart attack when she couldn't find me anywhere, and I stayed nice and quiet so she wouldn't know where I was.
AITBB?

I, Snowii [1 year old female lovebird) made my hooman take me to her desk and when the hooman was gone, am Shreddeds them toys.. i think them are toys, dey hav thicc chewable covers with soo many chewable soft things inside. am thinks it called ' paper ' and my hooman dosnt like meh choowing dem. it ims called ' book ' and i thimk hooman is jealous of me. am lov my hooman, but i does not like when she does dis. i need to train my hooman more.

AITBB?

 

[Inko-ai]

I, Snowii [1 year old female lovebird) made my hooman take me to her desk and when the hooman was gone, am Shreddeds them toys.. i think them are toys, dey hav thicc chewable covers with soo many chewable soft things inside. am thinks it called ' paper ' and my hooman dosnt like meh choowing dem. it ims called ' book ' and i thimk hooman is jealous of me. am lov my hooman, but i does not like when she does dis. i need to train my hooman more.

AITBB?

No, I don't think you the bad bird. I chew on similar thing, I think my mom calls them "school books". Very good chewing. 10/10 recommend. Mom not so happy, but loves me anyway.
Definitely train your hooman better.
NTBB

 

[Featherii_Fids]

I Sprite (3 year old budgie), somehow slipped through a small opening in my mom's closet door and found myself a nice comfy sleeping spot/toilet on my mom's clean bed sheets. A also nearly caused my mom a heart attack when she couldn't find me anywhere, and I stayed nice and quiet so she wouldn't know where I was.
AITBB?

nop. you is not bad birb. Dis is very fun. Am tricc my hooman wit my cuteness and am flys to da curtain, hooman tries her best in trying to get meh back down to da cage. dis is very entertaining, 100/10.
NTBB!

 

[Rico_Tiel]

I Sprite (3 year old budgie), somehow slipped through a small opening in my mom's closet door and found myself a nice comfy sleeping spot/toilet on my mom's clean bed sheets. A also nearly caused my mom a heart attack when she couldn't find me anywhere, and I stayed nice and quiet so she wouldn't know where I was.
AITBB?

Hmm no, I go quiet and watch my slave panic. It funni. So if we analyze the text here, yeah? Then we will find that uh you are not the bad bird. NTBB.

(Read this in a Finnish accent. I dunno why, but I imagine that Rico would sound Finnish, if he could speak. Or German.)

 

[Rico_Tiel]

I, Snowii [1 year old female lovebird) made my hooman take me to her desk and when the hooman was gone, am Shreddeds them toys.. i think them are toys, dey hav thicc chewable covers with soo many chewable soft things inside. am thinks it called ' paper ' and my hooman dosnt like meh choowing dem. it ims called ' book ' and i thimk hooman is jealous of me. am lov my hooman, but i does not like when she does dis. i need to train my hooman more.

AITBB?

Obviously, you are not the bad bird. she put toys there for you and got mad at you for playing with them. NTBB. (P.s. you shuld bite her moar.)

 

[Fluffonia]

I( 6 month old female ekkie) bit my oooownr today and I flew onto her nest and shredded her soft thingy called the piwo(?) So aaaaaand last month I flew away to a high building near my moms house and played catch but I got hungry so I let my mom catch me and today she put me on her working desk and there was a thing with little bits that I destroyed ( I think she calls it the coputer) mom was MAD at me
AITBB?

 

[Featherii_Fids]

I( 6 month old female ekkie) bit my oooownr today and I flew onto her nest and shredded her soft thingy called the piwo(?) So aaaaaand last month I flew away to a high building near my moms house and played catch but I got hungry so I let my mom catch me and today she put me on her working desk and there was a thing with little bits that I destroyed ( I think she calls it the coputer) mom was MAD at me
AITBB?

You is innocem., Hooman nest is da most best toilet and am think you meant ' Pillow '. My hooman build me house by putting pillow on pillow and am luvs to destroi da pillow kover.
Am hates da outside of da invisible woll, it ims scary. how did it feel to go up der? am so curious!!
Am loves to get rid of da clicky things on da kibord! it ims so fun! but is imposible am wanna be big birb!!!
NTBB!

 

[Fluffonia]

You is innocem., Hooman nest is da most best toilet and am think you meant ' Pillow '. My hooman build me house by putting pillow on pillow and am luvs to destroi da pillow kover.
Am hates da outside of da invisible woll, it ims scary. how did it feel to go up der? am so curious!!
Am loves to get rid of da clicky things on da kibord! it ims so fun! but is imposible am wanna be big birb!!!
NTBB!

Up ther was scary. No one else I never wa to ther evr. Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hih

 

[KissyBeak]

I’m a Linnie, and I loved my mommas $300 linen bedding, but she wouldn’t let me have it. I wanted to burrow in it all day. It’s my bed, obviously. I’m the baby and whatever belongs to mommy, is mine. So I snuck in there and i chewed big holes in all of it, so her toes stuck through the sheets. She didn’t like the sheets anymore. (but I thought they looked better and floofier )
Now the sheet that I chewed on is my special blankie bed that I get a little supervised playtime with every day! But I think it should be all day. It’s my blankie bed anyway. AITBB?

 

[GaleriaGila]

HELLO THis HERE IS me which AM THE RICKEYBIRD. hAS Been SOME MISUNDERSTANDING HERE somehow, somehow the human have misunderstanderated whom is BOSS. iS ME WHO IS IN charge, me which am the Rickeybird. Good example. I deciderated to take the key to the liquor cabinet for a spin, grabbed it and flewed around while they chaserated me. Lessee what kinda party they have without key. Anywaze i dropped it behind the couch. Am I bad bird? NO! Just BOSS which am the Rickeybird. Okay.

 

[4 way borbs]

HI MY NAME IS ANDY BIG BIRB BUBBY, MY HOBBIES AND INTRESTS INCLUDE POOPING IN MAMAS BEDSHEETS, FALLING INTO PAPER TOWEL ROLLS, NIPPING MAMAS EAR AND NOSE, MAKING HOLES IN THE WINDOW SCREEN, DESROYING MAMAS NEW BIRTH
DAY EARING(JUST GOT TWO DAYS AGO).

AITBB

 

[Rico_Tiel]

I bit my human slave’s eyelid.

In my defense, she was huffing my dander.

AITBB?

 

[KissyBeak]

Biting is a very effective form of communication and I don’t think you are a bad bird at all! But Maybe you forget how sharp and pointy beak is? Your slave must be able to see in order to bring you food…

 

[Rico_Tiel]

Biting is a very effective form of communication and I don’t think you are a bad bird at all! But Maybe you forget how sharp and pointy beak is? Your slave must be able to see in order to bring you food…

Ya but it’s not like I bit her eyeball

Seedsus! I’m not a hirviö!

 

[DonnaBudgie]

Ya but it’s not like I bit her eyeball

Seedsus! I’m not a hirviö!

Mom and Dad gave ME, yes ME, Rocky, a slice of bread covered with sesame seeds (Mmmm my favorite) and put it on top of MY house. I immediately claimed said slice and within 10 minutes it was reduced to a big pile of crumbs and I tossed most of them on the floor! It was awesome fun, but when Mom saw it and tried to clean up I bit her, and she told me I was "B B B B Bad to the Bone"!

AITBB?

 

[Rico_Tiel]

Mom and Dad gave ME, yes ME, Rocky, a slice of bread covered with sesame seeds (Mmmm my favorite) and put it on top of MY house. I immediately claimed said slice and within 10 minutes it was reduced to a big pile of crumbs and I tossed most of them on the floor! It was awesome fun, but when Mom saw it and tried to clean up I bit her, and she told me I was "B B B B Bad to the Bone"!

AITBB?

(*hits sick guitars riff*
b-b-b-b-b-baaad!)

>:0

I audibly SCREECHED when I read this !!! That is aboosive!!!!!!! Your hooman is the worst, most evil, most corrupted slave ever!!!

Next time, go for her face and scream. Ooh, and don’t let go! My slave HATES it when I latch on I’ve made my slave bleed a few times, but she don’t get it ! I think my hooman is stupid.

Anyway, EASY NTBB. What your slave did is aboose, clear as water. U get 0/5 bad birds, ur hooman gets 15/5 bad HUMANs. She better do better.