Aliens? Could be! I wouldn't doubt it!

[Zkyevolved]

Have any of you ever considered that our feathered friends could actually be aliens? I mean... Just look at them! This is Simba:

He has a mouth which he uses like a hand. And he has feet which he also uses as hands! So, he's got 3 hands?

He speaks my language.... But at the same time, he's not! Is he trying to teach me a new way to speak? Is he telling me the real way to count when he counts "1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 9, 10, 4, 7, 4, 7."? Are those his coordinates?

When he makes the door sounds, is he telling me to leave?

Look at his eyes!!! He has eyes on the SIDES of his head! And he can see ALMOST everything!

He NEVER sits down! He's got those tiny little chicken drums, but they never get tired! He's always standing!

Maybe he's bound to destroy the planet, and he's practicing with all the yellow pages, boxes and toys that I give him ....


Seriously... He could SO EASILY be an Alien!

What do you guys think?

(LOL, ok before anyone takes this too seriously, I don't really think he's an alien, but just look at him! haha)

 

[JerseyWendy]

ROFLMAO! That was just hilarious!! Beautiful pictures of your Alien..I mean Simba!!

 

[strudel]

So, I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

They be dinosaurs, not aliens. But they are certainly weird, that's for sure.

 

[Zkyevolved]

So, I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

They be dinosaurs, not aliens. But they are certainly weird, that's for sure.

Well, when was the last time a dinosaur spoke to you? Aha! Got you there! Haha. I know they are a kind or reptile, so to speak, but our friends here are warmblooded and speak! Reptiles do neither! So.... Reptile-Alien hybrid species sent to Earth to monitor and study our culture and learn as much of our language as possible before coming to us? Hmm... Equally plausible...

 

[Kiwibird]

LOL! I have often contemplated if Kiwi was of this earth too (those eyes and noises he emits!).

Simba is a beautiful 'visitor' from another galaxy I think we good parrot caretakers will be spared when their legions invade

 

[strudel]

Well, when was the last time a dinosaur spoke to you?

Earlier this evening. She said "hello! hello!". It's another reason my bird isn't an alien. If she were an alien, she'd say "take me to your leader!"

 

[Zkyevolved]

Well, when was the last time a dinosaur spoke to you?

Earlier this evening. She said "hello! hello!". It's another reason my bird isn't an alien. If she were an alien, she'd say "take me to your leader!"

Wait, you didn't see the news JUST NOW!? Oh boy...

Alien-Reptile hybrid negotiations are going on ....

 

[Kiwibird]

Let the invasion begin!

 

[Terry57]

Well, when was the last time a dinosaur spoke to you?

Earlier this evening. She said "hello! hello!". It's another reason my bird isn't an alien. If she were an alien, she'd say "take me to your leader!"

Wait, you didn't see the news JUST NOW!? Oh boy...

Alien-Reptile hybrid negotiations are going on ....

This cracked me up!
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[Scott]

Simba is beautiful, but lurking behind those eyes is a deep alien intelligence.
I'm wondering what Simba is exchanging into the president's hands? Dilithium Crystals, Soylent Green, or freeze-dried Plomeek Soup from Vulcan?

 

[Zkyevolved]

Simba is beautiful, but lurking behind those eyes is a deep alien intelligence.
I'm wondering what Simba is exchanging into the president's hands? Dilithium Crystals, Soylent Green, or freeze-dried Plomeek Soup from Vulcan?

I just asked... and he said because I've been taking such good care of him over the last 7 years, he'll let me know ONE of the terms of their trade:

and he said he'll let me know about some of the dangerous animals there are on his home planet...

The calm and gentle giant the Giraff-arrot

The highly intelligent Parrilla

Their history books talk about the newly resurrected ParrEx (of course through genetic manipulation).

And the feared sea dwelling Great White Parrashark.

Enjoy

 

[JerseyWendy]

Looking at the poll results and all the evidence provided via photos, I think we should stick this in the Announcement section, to let the whole world know what we are truly dealing with. :21:

 

[Scott]

BREAKING NEWS! The FBI has found a cryptic book in Simba's posession! It contains a plot to feed Earthlings a diet rich in fast-food and offer transportation to visit the home planet. The title has been deciphered as "To Serve Man." Beware, it's a cookbook!!

This is who sent Simba to Earth!!

 

[RavensGryf]

Haha! Loved that episode Scott !

Cute thread too!

 

[Kalidasa]

Aliens...from the planet Awesome.

 

[Zkyevolved]

Aliens...from the planet Awesome.

Yeah. Where their biggest genetic defect is volume control = 0! Haha. My BF and I were trying to watch a show and he wouldn't shut up! Haha. XD but to make up for this slight oversight they make up with adorableness xD. It keeps us earthlings happy and none the wiser!

 

[Allee]

Hahaha, what a hilarious thread! Simba is a very attractive alien!

Scott are you holding out? Has your flock told you what planet they were sent from?

April, I so hope you're right in thinking we will be safe in the event of an invasion.

We have to limit their access to technology!

 

[Allee]

Never mind, Scott, I see your answer! That episode was a family favorite.

 

[strudel]

I for one welcome our new parrot overlords!!

 

[miloslave]

We have to limit their access to technology!

Remember the tread a couple of days ago of Lola the cockatoo who played candy crush? I am now convinced that the game has secretly been developed as a way to get messages to their homeworld....that was Lola sending information to her overlords. O dear!!